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Old December 9th, 2013, 09:10 PM   #1
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Default TSA guy picking on a little monkey

Where's our resident security guru? Is this something you would take issue with?

http://news.yahoo.com/sock-monkey-s-...215850875.html
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Old December 9th, 2013, 11:44 PM   #2
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that mokey was obveusly up to no good he shood die
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Old December 10th, 2013, 04:17 PM   #3
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I can see it now.
Headline news:::::::Terrorist Monkey hijacks plane to a banana plantation! OMG!
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Old December 10th, 2013, 05:50 PM   #4
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OMG!

I hope I get one of these weapon wielding monkies for Jesus' Birthday.



Wait, why do we get gifts for his birthday?????

I kinda like it though.
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I need a pet Moonkey so it will keep my Pink Panther company. Wait a go TSA.
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Old December 10th, 2013, 08:26 PM   #6
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I hate the agency I work for some days. We suck. We aren't sorry either. We're fucking pitiful.
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Old December 10th, 2013, 08:36 PM   #8
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If that had come through Flint, I wouldn't have said a word. Had I been standing near another officer, and they tried to do as the mentioned officer did, I would have said something against that action. It's in my blood to piss people off. Its a gift.
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It's nice to know someone still has some common sense.
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NObody tough tsa would spank the monkey
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Should the TSA spank the monkey in public or in one of their private detention cells?

and can any of you wizards figure out the caliber of that weapon of mini-destruction?
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I just can believe they didn't body search for the ammunition!!!!! Slackers!!
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and can any of you wizards figure out the caliber of that weapon of mini-destruction?
1.5mm caliber bullets were later found in the monkeys butt.
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1.5mm caliber bullets were later found in the monkeys butt.
along with hand cream.
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