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Old November 15th, 2013, 10:26 AM   #1
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Report: Man charged after firing unloaded Civil War cannon
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A resident of a small rural town in western New York has been charged with harassing his neighbors by repeatedly firing his unloaded Civil War cannon at their homes, according to an AP story.

The Chautauqua County sheriffs office told reporters that the man, 52-year-old Brian Malta of Kiantone, was firing the cannon with only a powder charge and wadding.

Authorities said Malta had an ongoing dispute with his neighbors. He was charged Wednesday with three counts of harassment and three counts of menacing. He posted a $2,500 bail and was released from county jail, according to the story.

However, his cannon did not go home with him. Police had confiscated it.

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Old November 15th, 2013, 10:47 AM   #2
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Old November 15th, 2013, 10:56 AM   #4
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I love my neighbors (cause I never see them) but if I ever had issues with them I would buy a few 2 stroke Detroit diesel engines with straight pipes and terrorize them in the early morning.
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Old November 15th, 2013, 10:58 AM   #5
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"Hey George!"

"What the fukc do you want now asshole?"

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

"GO fukc YOURSELF!"
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Has to be a shitty feeling seeing that thing pointed at your house not knowing if the crazy fukc loaded it or not.
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"Hey George!"

"What the fukc do you want now asshole?"

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

"GO fukc YOURSELF!"
Shit, now I need a cannon.
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LOL. That is classic.
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A friend of mine has one of these. Shoots 10 gauge blanks. It's impressive how loud that thing is. Always a good time at different events.
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"What the fukc do you want now asshole?"

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"GO fukc YOURSELF!"
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I used to live in Chautauqua County! I miss that place.
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A friend of mine has one of these. Shoots 10 gauge blanks. It's impressive how loud that thing is. Always a good time at different events.
Those are amazing. A neighbor at our lake house has one.
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