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Old October 15th, 2013, 02:46 PM   #1
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...came in the mail yesterday. Said I should go to my friends liquor store/gun shop today. No signature. So I just went there, asked my friend what was up...he smiled, went into the back room and came back with a Remington 870 Tactical and handed it to me. Wouldn't tell me who bought it, but assured me it wasn't my wife. On the way out, he gave me a 1/2 gallon of vodka. I wish I had more of these days!
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Old October 15th, 2013, 02:49 PM   #2
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Old October 15th, 2013, 02:56 PM   #3
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wait, booze and guns at the same place, where is this fairyland you speak of?
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Old October 15th, 2013, 03:10 PM   #6
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Wonder who he killed with that gun before handing it over to you.
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was he wearing gloves when he handed you the gun?
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...came in the mail yesterday. Said I should go to my friends liquor store/gun shop today. No signature. So I just went there, asked my friend what was up...he smiled, went into the back room and came back with a Remington 870 Tactical and handed it to me. Wouldn't tell me who bought it, but assured me it wasn't my wife. On the way out, he gave me a 1/2 gallon of vodka. I wish I had more of these days!
Lies, all lies. Yesterday was Columbus Day. No mail ran yesterday.
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She wants him to get drunk and shoot himself?
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It worked for Courtney Skank on Kurt Cobain.....
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I got mail...perhaps it's a UP thing, eh?
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wait, booze and guns at the same place, where is this fairyland you speak of?
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Old October 15th, 2013, 10:55 PM   #16
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I've been getting strange letters from someone called I.R.S.

I just throw them away. Maybe I should open one, someone might want to give me a gun?
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