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Old September 30th, 2013, 02:10 PM   #1
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I arrived way too early for my flight out of Kansas City. This airport sucks, I'm listening to Phil Collins just to I don't go crazy
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Go buy a sandwich, roll the tinfoil up and jam it in your shorts, then go back through security. That should burn up some time
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Old September 30th, 2013, 02:18 PM   #3
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Go buy a sandwich, roll the tinfoil up and jam it in your shorts, then go back through security. That should burn up some time
Being aluminum and non-magnetic... would that still set off their metal detectors?
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Old September 30th, 2013, 02:21 PM   #4
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Being aluminum and non-magnetic... would that still set off their metal detectors?
Body scanner.....
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Old September 30th, 2013, 02:28 PM   #5
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I don't think this airport has a body scanner.

It's one of those places where all the food and that is before security
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I don't think this airport has a body scanner.

It's one of those places where all the food and that is before security
Ah- I know which airport! Been there....

Yes, your life sucks right now.
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Old September 30th, 2013, 02:33 PM   #7
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Where you going Scottay? I am going to Kansas in a couple of days.
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Old September 30th, 2013, 02:33 PM   #8
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I don't think this airport has a body scanner.

It's one of those places where all the food and that is before security
Remove pants, hilarity ensues.
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Old September 30th, 2013, 02:34 PM   #9
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Would it be inappropriate to dognap a blin persons dog to play fetch with while I wait?
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Old September 30th, 2013, 02:34 PM   #10
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I'm on my way to Chicago
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Would it be inappropriate to dognap a blin persons dog to play fetch with while I wait?
Only if you use the cane for a fetch stick.
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Old September 30th, 2013, 03:00 PM   #12
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And now there is this dude sitting across from me wearing carpenter jean shorts with a relatively attractive girlfriend. I am single why?
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Old September 30th, 2013, 03:08 PM   #13
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And now there is this dude sitting across from me wearing carpenter jean shorts with a relatively attractive girlfriend. I am single why?
Because the women don't understand how sexy you are and understand your love making capabilities.
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Old September 30th, 2013, 03:11 PM   #14
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I'm pretty sure he has the girl because of the carpenter shorts.

start a picketing line. go hit on the girl. ask the blind person nicely if you can play with the dog. try to bribe the security guy to let you go get more food.

ask if you can play with his tazer.

smash your face against the glass window looking outside

look around for any hidden knives or other contraband for the plane.

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Old September 30th, 2013, 03:21 PM   #15
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Because the women don't understand how sexy you are and understand your love making capabilities.
But you do
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Old September 30th, 2013, 03:25 PM   #16
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And now there is this dude sitting across from me wearing carpenter jean shorts with a relatively attractive girlfriend. I am single why?
I thought it was because you are gay?
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Old September 30th, 2013, 04:06 PM   #17
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This thread somehow bought itself a ticket to San Francisco and became one with a Gay Parade.
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Old September 30th, 2013, 05:06 PM   #18
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I'm a closet heterosexual like Daniel tosh
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Old September 30th, 2013, 05:16 PM   #19
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He actually only plays a hetero on tv.
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Old September 30th, 2013, 05:48 PM   #20
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Being aluminum and non-magnetic... would that still set off their metal detectors?
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Body scanner.....
Yes it would.
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