|September 18th, 2013, 04:00 PM||#1|
I like trees
Join Date: 09-20-07
!!!!ALL CRIMINALS WANTED!!!! (e lansing)
!!!ALL CRIMINALS WANTED!!!! (e lansing)
I'm planning to get some money from some accounts. If you're not a little bitch, then you'll join my crew. This is how it's gonna go down:
Were gonna get together at a park and get introduced and maybe get pancakes. Then we'll all go to different banks and credit unions that you all belong to. We are gonna then sneak up on a few atms and draw money from your accounts. We pool all of it together and we'll have a ton of cash. I do require a 5% interest on the whole amount because I am the one who planned this greatest crime in history. Its a small amount to be used for the greater good.
1) know how to speak english or spanish (at an elementary level please)
2) have a bank account with a positive balance.
3) possess the gift of invisibility(only one person required)
4) at least 2 years experience in jail (no catchers!)
5) must be willing to feed a monkey
6) must know how to pick locks
7) always carry the best ganja at all times
Compensation: as much as you can get
Location: e lansing
Compensation: 3 wishes from my genie and a handjob from someone
This is a contract job.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
Posting ID: 4075937543
Posted: 2013-09-18, 3:41PM EDT
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|September 19th, 2013, 12:16 PM||#11|
Join Date: 10-02-07
Location: Clawson, Michigan
Mmmm pancakes and crime!