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Old August 28th, 2013, 05:18 PM   #61
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Can I move to Alaska and work from home?
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Old August 28th, 2013, 06:18 PM   #62
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I can fight really well and can take it hit like no other...that in and of itself is why I can fight so well. Its certainly not because my skill as a fighter, it's more because I can take more hits than the other guy, therefore making me the winner. I can hit pretty hard too, just not as well as I can take one. After knowing that about me, I say I'm a quick learner, do I qualify?
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Old August 28th, 2013, 06:19 PM   #63
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I can fight really well and can take it hit like no other...that in and of itself is why I can fight so well. Its certainly not because my skill as a fighter, it's more because I can take more hits than the other guy, therefore making me the winner. I can hit pretty hard too, just not as well as I can take one. After knowing that about me, I say I'm a quick learner, do I qualify?
He may need your help next time he gets in a fight down a John's pass... Rumor is his jaw is made of glass..
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Old August 28th, 2013, 06:48 PM   #64
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Will personal appearance be important? Unfortunately I have only a few nice t-shirts left. I am pretty skilled when it com's to manual labor, I've made lots of holes in walls before and feel this must be a desired skill.

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Old August 28th, 2013, 07:01 PM   #65
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No, but you can move to Alaska and work from Nome.
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Old August 28th, 2013, 07:40 PM   #66
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I could be a mysql dba at this point.. ugh.. sucks but sometimes you have to do it when it has to be done. I miss Kurt. Did you call Kurt? I don't think he wants to move to Florida. I definitely don't want to move.
My experience hiring here is sometimes you get a great bunch of apples but one full on dumbass can ruin the whole bushel or whatever they say.
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Old August 28th, 2013, 07:53 PM   #67
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I could be a mysql dba at this point.. ugh.. sucks but sometimes you have to do it when it has to be done. I miss Kurt. Did you call Kurt? I don't think he wants to move to Florida. I definitely don't want to move.
My experience hiring here is sometimes you get a great bunch of apples but one full on dumbass can ruin the whole bushel or whatever they say.
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Old August 28th, 2013, 08:03 PM   #68
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[/QUOTE] Your spelling still sucks. Eat any dildos lately? Sorry, you're disqualified.

This is actually a legit job posting if any of you hilljacks can pull your heads out of your asses. Judging from the responses so far, no one here is qualified.[/QUOTE]

HAHAHA. Spelling isn't my issues but typing is. Dildos...well maybe. (wink wink) You know your old school when you pull out a dildo joke!

I know I have no idea what most of the qualifications are and won't pretend to, but I don't need a job anyhow.

Thanks for playing and please do come again. :^)
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Old August 28th, 2013, 09:30 PM   #69
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This will be interesting.....a battle of wits between jacksaw and this idiot.
If I were this dude....I'd either delete this post or your account.

You've been warned.
Don't care to have a battle of wits with anybody. Especially on a message board. Its easy to hide behind a keyboard and google search a witty comeback along with big fancy words.

Good luck on your job search. Didn't realize it was so serious...



Not a warning!? :D
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Old August 28th, 2013, 10:34 PM   #70
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I've had great luck finding people for a job on here.

BTW, I hate even answering my own e-mail, so I'll take the job.
I also have no intention of showing up on time if even at all. I'll be at the beach so just direct deposit my checks please.

Looking forward to getting drunk every night, see you next week.
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Old August 29th, 2013, 07:15 AM   #71
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I've had great luck finding people for a job on here.

BTW, I hate even answering my own e-mail, so I'll take the job.
I also have no intention of showing up on time if even at all. I'll be at the beach so just direct deposit my checks please.

Looking forward to getting drunk every night, see you next week.
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