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Old August 27th, 2013, 08:58 PM   #21
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Fuck, I was actually working towards a degree in this at one time.... until I discovered that database management is the sure cure for insomnia. Even the promise of untold riches couldn't keep me awake in class.
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Old August 27th, 2013, 09:01 PM   #22
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Will spreadsheet use be required?
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Old August 27th, 2013, 09:02 PM   #23
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Old August 27th, 2013, 09:02 PM   #24
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Old August 27th, 2013, 09:02 PM   #25
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Just because you qualify as a senior, that does not mean that you qualify as an adviser.
Sure I could. I could advise you to respect your elders.
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Old August 27th, 2013, 09:04 PM   #26
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Wtf is this shit? The only time Hacksaw should be talking is when he's asking for another cock. Now get back to the receiving side of the glory hole at the gay bar you really work at in the Penis State of 'Merika, and STFU!!
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Old August 27th, 2013, 09:22 PM   #27
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CSE is good money, but fawk dat shit! MySQL is the most boring shit I've ever done

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Old August 27th, 2013, 10:50 PM   #28
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Sometimes I wished I had chosen databases instead of infrastructure.
You still have to be pretty damn good at databases to make that much. You can make that much in infrastructure as well.
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Old August 27th, 2013, 11:50 PM   #29
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The money's not worth the move. Fawk Florida.
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Old August 28th, 2013, 12:17 AM   #30
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The money's not worth the move. Fawk Florida.
Yeah, all that sunshine and beaches and OHMYFUCKINGGODITSAHURRICANE!!!111!! would get boring after a while.
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Old August 28th, 2013, 12:56 AM   #31
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If it helps, I stayed at a holiday inn once. with free wifi and porn.
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Old August 28th, 2013, 01:22 AM   #32
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lol this is funny as hell do you really think this is the right site to post this job offer on?? plus i dont think there is many trails in tampa lol i couldnt bring myself to leave michigan for a shit hole lol
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Old August 28th, 2013, 01:23 AM   #33
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lol this is funny as hell do you really think this is the right site to post this job offer on?? plus i dont think there is many trails in tampa lol i couldnt bring myself to leave michigan for a shit hole lol
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Old August 28th, 2013, 04:32 AM   #34
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The only trail I'm concerned with is the trail to hacksaws mouth. Word on the street is he sucks dick like a pornstar.
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Old August 28th, 2013, 05:49 AM   #35
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This post kinda reminds me of a nerdy Steveo job offer.
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Old August 28th, 2013, 06:22 AM   #36
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lol this is funny as hell do you really think this is the right site to post this job offer on?? plus i dont think there is many trails in tampa lol i couldnt bring myself to leave michigan for a shit hole lol
Obviously you don't know Hacksaw or many of the members here.
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Old August 28th, 2013, 06:40 AM   #37
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If it helps, I stayed at a holiday inn once. with free wifi and porn.
Be careful posting here, this is a scam, he is asking for your email address. He'll steal all of you other info too, just like Amazon.
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Old August 28th, 2013, 07:08 AM   #39
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Old August 28th, 2013, 07:19 AM   #40
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Preferably MySQL. (i.e. this will net you higher pay)

I have an opening in Tampa FL for a Database Administrator/Engineer.

If you have Linux admin experience, that's a plus. Windows system admin is a bigger plus.

Perl Scripting is an even bigger plus.

Powershell scripting is an even bigger plus.

IIS experience is a definite plus.

If you can code in .NET that's beneficial too, but, really we're looking for a MySQL DBA to assist me in my daily tasks. Daily tasks include: Creating backups, replication, failover, HAProxy load balancing, server administration, configuration modification, query (not like curt1656 queer-y) optimization, index analysis (just because it has anal in the word does not mean anal, fags)

Perks: You can make me lunch, get me coffee (I dont really drink coffee), you WILL be belittled by me on an at least 3 times per hour basis, I will be your boss, I recommend raises and bonuses in the form of high fives and chest bumps (so, that's nice!) and you have to interview really well.


Oh yea, this is in Florida. No, you can't work from home. No, you can't work from home part of the time. You need to be in the office in Tampa, Florida every day.

I think the company pays around 7k max for relocation and the salary is around 125k. That means if you don't know what the fukc you are doing, don't inquire. This is not the job for you douche bags that have accessed MySQL a few times and thing you are Jesus Christ himself's gift to RDBMS's (If you dont know what that means, dont respond).

This is a very serious post for a very serious career move for someone. My PM box is full since KellyTheJew stopped giving me a free premium membership and I refuse to pay for one and have like 2000 PMs from the past.

So, if you're seriously interested post here with an email or something and I will get in touch with you.

Again, the salary and job are not a joke... a lot of things that I said in this post are.


So, you want to be carried by a intelligent person with a high standard of work ethic and self motivation and yet you can delete some any or all of your 2000 pms......"rolls eyes" but you expect to be the boss?
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