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Old July 22nd, 2013, 03:37 PM   #1
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We just had to call the cops on the neighbors.
I got home from work and creepy is peering over the fence, then thru the slats of the fence.
I ask what's up and he says... I just watched some blonde girl walk out of that trailer (parked in the neighbors yard all summer with people living it) walk over here by the fence, pause bend down, then go back over and get in the trailer.
He thought it was weird and went to see what she was doing behind the fence.

She had just dumped a bucket of human waste behind my fence!!!!!
This stuff is now leaking into my yard!!!

The police were called, a citation was written for illegal dumping and she was given till 8 pm tonight to clean up her toilet.
The police will also be contacting the city inspector.
There hasn't been water turned on in that house in months, no one is supposed to be living there. The house is city owned and will most likely be condemned and put on the demo list.
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Old July 22nd, 2013, 03:39 PM   #2
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That is shi!!y. What is wrong with people?
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Old July 22nd, 2013, 03:44 PM   #3
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Old July 22nd, 2013, 03:55 PM   #4
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It's been abnormally quiet over there today since the cops left.
I think I should modify my spud gun to shoot a turd in retaliation.
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Old July 22nd, 2013, 03:56 PM   #5
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It's been abnormally quiet over there today since the cops left.
I think I should modify my spud gun to shoot a turd in retaliation.
but ...gross!
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We just had to call the cops on the neighbors.
I got home from work and creepy is peering over the fence, then thru the slats of the fence.
I ask what's up and he says... I just watched some blonde girl walk out of that trailer (parked in the neighbors yard all summer with people living it) walk over here by the fence, pause bend down, then go back over and get in the trailer. .
Did the cops talk to the blonde chick? Hopefully it wasn't Jessica Herringa.

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They talked to her and unless beautiful Jessica became homely, grew 5" and gained 2 bills, it was not her.
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Old July 22nd, 2013, 04:11 PM   #8
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Mmmm. Natural fertilizer.

I have no problem peeing on a tree. But a bucket of yuck is nasty...
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I see several groups of people living in campers and old crappy motor homes, in peoples front yard etc. around Ionia county. The reality is that we are living in a long term financial depression. It will continue to get worse as long as we have representatives similar to the current administration. Be happy that you are not living next to a refugee camp.

You could offer the use of your flushing toilet and facilities and these folks would likely take you up on it.

That is what the Obama administration wants you to do.

Don't get me wrong I have a few moron neighbors as well,

They only let there dog shit on my lawn though.
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Mmmm. Natural fertilizer.

I have no problem peeing on a tree. But a bucket of yuck is nasty...
I don't think any of us have a problem peeing on a tree or taking a dump in the woods. But a five gallon bucket dumped on my fence and leaking into my yard was the last bit of "shit" i could handle from these people.
they have been the worst neighbors I have ever had and have been dealing with them for years.
she wasn't even smart enough to try to be sneaky about it, I was standing on my back deck the entire time and watched her do it.
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I don't think any of us have a problem peeing on a tree or taking a dump in the woods. But a five gallon bucket dumped on my fence and leaking into my yard was the last bit of "shit" i could handle from these people.
they have been the worst neighbors I have ever had and have been dealing with them for years.
she wasn't even smart enough to try to be sneaky about it, I was standing on my back deck the entire time and watched her do it.
Dumped against the fence on your side, or their side?

It makes a difference you know.
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Dumped against the fence on your side, or their side?

It makes a difference you know.
In the alley, on our property.
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In the alley, on our property.
I am wondering how long it took for the police to show up.

Years ago we had a person in our driveway at 2:00 in the morning, we called the police, they arrived at noon.

Recently we had the neighbors dog up here causing problems with our cows on the Saturday morning of the labor day weekend, the cops showed up at 2:00 p.m. the following Tuesday.

So how long does it take for a shit pile call, I am guessing they were there in less than an hour.
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buddy of mine went to look at a motor that someone had for sale. he pulls up to the address they gave him, old farm, lots of junk laying around old motorhome with something sticking out of the roof.... buddy doesn't see anyone around peers in the window of the old motorhome and sees a fucking woodstove. just as he does that 2 really homely guys come out and try to sell him a 390 advertised as a 460
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buddy of mine went to look at a motor that someone had for sale. he pulls up to the address they gave him, old farm, lots of junk laying around old motorhome with something sticking out of the roof.... buddy doesn't see anyone around peers in the window of the old motorhome and sees a fucking woodstove. just as he does that 2 really homely guys come out and try to sell him a 390 advertised as a 460
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I am wondering how long it took for the police to show up.

Years ago we had a person in our driveway at 2:00 in the morning, we called the police, they arrived at noon.

Recently we had the neighbors dog up here causing problems with our cows on the Saturday morning of the labor day weekend, the cops showed up at 2:00 p.m. the following Tuesday.

So how long does it take for a shit pile call, I am guessing they were there in less than an hour.
they were here in about 15 to 20 minutes for the poop call.

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Last year when MZJG beat one of the neighbors girls ass because she was stupid enough to come on to our property and start shit they were here in about 10 minutes.
it sucks that that went down while I was at work because I would have totally had video of that.
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I am wondering how long it took for the police to show up.

Years ago we had a person in our driveway at 2:00 in the morning, we called the police, they arrived at noon.

Recently we had the neighbors dog up here causing problems with our cows on the Saturday morning of the labor day weekend, the cops showed up at 2:00 p.m. the following Tuesday.

So how long does it take for a shit pile call, I am guessing they were there in less than an hour.
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get used to it.....pretty soon the feds are going to tell you to you are going to have to get used to it all in the name of diversity/equality of opportunity

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