Go Back   Great Lakes 4x4. The largest offroad forum in the Midwest > General 4x4 Stuff > The Pub
GL4x4 Live! GL4x4 Casino

The Pub A friendly forum where everybody is nice, and will answer any questions you have about life.







Search
Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old July 15th, 2013, 05:55 PM   #21
Stan
I got a gold chain
 
Stan's Avatar
 
Join Date: 11-04-05
Location: Shelby Twp.
Posts: 15,607
iTrader: (7)
I wear adult diapers full of shit when I go through a TSA checkpoint.

Only at Bishop airport.
Stan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 15th, 2013, 05:56 PM   #22
special ed
Pickup Agent
 
special ed's Avatar
 
Join Date: 06-14-06
Location: Grayling
Posts: 2,064
iTrader: (6)
Rargreen needs to jump in here, with the "Is Reggie there?" story.
special ed is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 15th, 2013, 06:09 PM   #23
howell_jeep
Last Free Man
 
howell_jeep's Avatar
 
Join Date: 02-09-06
Location: Howell Twp, MI 48836
Posts: 10,848
iTrader: (69)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stan View Post
I wear adult diapers full of shit when I go through a TSA checkpoint.

Only at Bishop airport.
howell_jeep is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 15th, 2013, 07:15 PM   #24
tsaguy
drink the hotdog water.
 
tsaguy's Avatar
 
Join Date: 02-17-08
Location: Big Mountain, Michigan 48458
Posts: 4,262
iTrader: (3)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stan View Post
I wear adult diapers full of shit when I go through a TSA checkpoint.

Only at Bishop airport.
I call bullshit.

Only peeps ever ytell me thier in here is Kickstand and Hancho.

And those with pumop-up penis enlarger pumps.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by jeepbrattt View Post
I do drive a jeep and I have puffed a peter maybe once or twice

Quote:
Originally Posted by steveo View Post
I am willing to bet its a bunch of geriatric old farts bitching about anyone under 50 and touching each others weiners.
tsaguy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 15th, 2013, 07:56 PM   #25
concreteguy82
Yeah Buddy!!
 
concreteguy82's Avatar
 
Join Date: 03-01-11
Location: Clio, Michigan
Posts: 2,541
iTrader: (3)
I once dumped a whole bottle of powdered laxative into a person's pre-work out drink mix.......
concreteguy82 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 16th, 2013, 06:12 AM   #26
Stan
I got a gold chain
 
Stan's Avatar
 
Join Date: 11-04-05
Location: Shelby Twp.
Posts: 15,607
iTrader: (7)
Quote:
Originally Posted by tsaguy View Post
I call bullshit.

Only peeps ever ytell me thier in here is Kickstand and Hancho.

And those with pumop-up penis enlarger pumps.

Smell your finger and then tell me I'm lying!
Stan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 16th, 2013, 06:14 AM   #27
curbdog17
.
 
curbdog17's Avatar
 
Join Date: 08-10-08
Location: 49415
Posts: 28,854
iTrader: (23)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stan View Post
Smell your finger and then tell me I'm lying!
curbdog17 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 16th, 2013, 07:01 AM   #28
8PTBUCK
Yo
 
8PTBUCK's Avatar
 
Join Date: 12-02-09
Location: Waterford/Gladwin, MI
Posts: 4,188
iTrader: (6)
Quote:
Originally Posted by hondadirtracer View Post
Turn the water off and flush so the toilet tank is dry, then you upper decker.
What about the Lilly pad. Load the bowl full of butt wipe, then unload on the butt wipe. Thus, the Lilly pad!

LAY SOME PIPE
__________________


Quote:
Originally Posted by jeepbrattt View Post
I was teasing him cuz mines bigger and louder
8PTBUCK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 16th, 2013, 07:48 AM   #29
silveradoboy
Sam Brown
 
silveradoboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: 02-28-12
Location: Waterford/Cheyboygan
Posts: 1,884
iTrader: (3)
I was pissed that some people would drink all of my milk at my house when we had people over after I went to bed, so I bought a half gallon of chocolate milk and put some powdered laxatives in it. I found out who was drinking my milk pretty quickly!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by drunkencityworker View Post
"BREAK HIS FACE"
silveradoboy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 16th, 2013, 07:51 AM   #30
tsaguy
drink the hotdog water.
 
tsaguy's Avatar
 
Join Date: 02-17-08
Location: Big Mountain, Michigan 48458
Posts: 4,262
iTrader: (3)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stan View Post
Smell your finger and then tell me I'm lying!
Ahh Stan, I don't pat people anymore. Haven't done that since 2008. And everytime I smell the other officer's fingers, they try to get me on perversion charges!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by jeepbrattt View Post
I do drive a jeep and I have puffed a peter maybe once or twice

Quote:
Originally Posted by steveo View Post
I am willing to bet its a bunch of geriatric old farts bitching about anyone under 50 and touching each others weiners.
tsaguy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 16th, 2013, 08:44 AM   #31
Ford forever
Bought another jeep
 
Ford forever's Avatar
 
Join Date: 01-28-09
Location: North Muskegon, michigan
Posts: 599
iTrader: (1)
Back in highschool, a 'friend' of mine slept with my girlfriend (who i Left). A year or two later I was at a bar with my buddy, I was the dd. I had seen that 'friends' mom sitting with a couple of other women at the bar. So I decided to talk to her, long story short i ended up fucking his mom in the parking lot!!!!!!! O an my girlfriend from back then I simply tagged her sister too. I was kind of a ho back then.
Ford forever is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 16th, 2013, 09:25 AM   #32
CB10101
Senior Member
 
CB10101's Avatar
 
Join Date: 01-20-13
Location: Canton/MI
Posts: 103
iTrader: (0)
I went to the beach at Lake Tahoe on a Sunday. Parked in a dirt lot behind a convenience store. came back to the suv an hour before dark and another car boxed me in between them and a tree (I shouldn't have parked in front of a tree). I reversed to push their car enough to squeeze out between the tree and a mercedes next to me then cut the front valve stems off. I'm sure they had fun with that after dark on a Sunday.
CB10101 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 16th, 2013, 09:34 AM   #33
XJcoupe
1ton XJ
 
XJcoupe's Avatar
 
Join Date: 04-04-11
Location: Sault Ont.
Posts: 581
iTrader: (1)
sister-inlaw a few years back get pissed at loosing a family card game, says goodnight and goes home, go's to corner store, buys 2 cans of shaving cream, returns, and hits my black mustang car with both cans in the dead of winter. There I was washing my car with a gallon of winter windshield washer at 2am in the morning, to get that shit off.

no problem I'll get even,

Next family card night a month later, she had to much beers, has to go to bed. Went into her pantry before leaving, removed all her labels off her can goods, she had over 100 cans, she lived in the country and bought in bulk,

It was a surprize every night they eat, for almost a year
XJcoupe is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 16th, 2013, 05:25 PM   #34
jbsjunk
Boots And Pants
 
jbsjunk's Avatar
 
Join Date: 03-01-08
Location: Almost Allendale Mi
Posts: 10,379
iTrader: (29)
Quote:
Originally Posted by silveradoboy View Post
I was pissed that some people would drink all of my milk at my house when we had people over after I went to bed, so I bought a half gallon of chocolate milk and put some powdered laxatives in it. I found out who was drinking my milk pretty quickly!
You sleepwalk?
jbsjunk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 16th, 2013, 06:36 PM   #35
opie
www.krissplicing.com
 
Join Date: 07-21-08
Location: Lansing, MI
Posts: 808
iTrader: (10)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lousypirate View Post
That brought a tear to my eye. Thank you.
opie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 16th, 2013, 06:47 PM   #36
big86inthestixx
Senior Member
 
big86inthestixx's Avatar
 
Join Date: 04-30-11
Location: howard city Mi
Posts: 1,620
iTrader: (9)
Two years ago in traffic a ford excursion was playing traffic cop, ket me from being able to merge into traffic. I eventually merged, miles down the road said truck wanted to merge in front of me. I was a prick n wouldn't let him. So as I passed the ford, the passenger smacked my mirror on my truck. Got me revved up!
This excursion then merged 3 or 4 cars back, being I was revved up about this guy hitting and cracking my mirror, I nicely put my truck in park casually walked back to his excursion, ripped his mirror off and threw it in the median, then walked back to my truck got in and left.
Guys in the excursion never got out, never said a word to me.

sended frum dis stoopid fone
big86inthestixx is offline   Reply With Quote
Old July 16th, 2013, 09:11 PM   #37
Elwarpo
The Warped One
 
Elwarpo's Avatar
 
Join Date: 09-11-10
Location: Rockwood MI
Posts: 590
iTrader: (5)
Friends husband (was a douche lawyer) and always bragged, especially about his new mercedes. So I put some ball bearings in an altoids tin and put it under the drivers seat. He had that car in the shop bitching about a rattling noise about 20 times, before a mechanic finally found the tin. Was he pissed

I am about to park in downtown Chicago and am in front of the spot with my blinker on and reverse lights waiting for traffic to go by, when a bitch in a Renault 5 (this was in the 80s) pulls into the spot driving in frontally. She quickly gets out and when my buddy says something she gives him the finger. Well there were 4 of us in my car. After she is gone we lift the front end then the rear end onto the sidewalk. There is a parking meter in front and behind her and a building besides her. We wait a few minutes and someone asks if the spot is taken, we say no and they park. We find another spot and are in the restaurant across the street and watch as she gets a ticket for parking on the sidewalk, and finally comes out and sees her car boxed in and a ticket on it, she then has to wait an hour for the other person to come back and move their car. She starts yelling at them and they get into a big arguement. As we leave they are still yelling at each other. We had finished eating and were just having beers watching what was going to happen. I have to admit this was Mark's idea and not mine but I helped.

Asshole neighbor would mow his grass at 7 am every Saturday, when i asked him to wait a few hours he told me tough luck and if I did not stay out late drinking it would not be an issue. He stored his lawn mower in his shed (unlocked). I put linseed oil into the gas tank. when that mower crapped out, he bought a new one and I did the same thing. hearing him bitch at 7am that his new mower would not start was worth being woken up.
Elwarpo is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Great Lakes 4x4. The largest offroad forum in the Midwest > General 4x4 Stuff > The Pub
Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:56 AM.


Powered by: vBulletin, Copyright 2000 - 2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright 2005 - 2012 Cracker Enterprises - Powered by Linux
vB Ad Management by =RedTyger=
Page generated in 0.18146 seconds with 46 queries