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Old July 3rd, 2013, 10:58 AM   #11401
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On another fine eve of a 4th of July celebration, I think it is time to answer all of the "big" issues that face everyday, honest, hardworking Americans and everyone else:

1) Gays?- Yes, it happens. No, you don't have to follow along. Shut up about the bible, If your an American citizen then the fact that the bible condemns it has zero bearing what so ever; Welcome to America dumbasses! If your world will be completely FUBAR'd cause you Might see a gay dude or chick then please refer to the Steps of Handling World Collapse*

2) Gun Control?- Yes, gun control is necessary. Do you really want the crazy cat lady next door having a gun? Or the Jesus freak on the corner of the road holding the God loves you sign pulling out a 9 cause your wearing freaking teal on a Tuesday afternoon at 3:57 pm and that somehow causes the world to sin? Is more better? Well, take about 3 full bottles of sleeping pills and let us know if more is better

3) Immigration?- Yep, this happens too. America was built on it, it's cool. No, not everyone should be allowed in, those that do need to go through a mandatory year in kindergarten so they can learn to play with others. What? Oh everyone is an Immigrant, and the white devil stole the country from some Indians!
No, please open mouth and insert foot. America was not a country when the white devils (and yellow probably some black, hey we were diversified back then) found it. It was a random big ass piece of land that was inhabited sparsely by people that believed wearing a thong and dancing would make it rain (well I guess it does now though, just depends on what kinda club your in...go figure?)

4) Marijuana? Refer to #1, replace gays refernece with pot. It's pretty much the same. Just tax the shit out of it like tobacco. Then we can all go on welfare and not bother looking for a job and have kids cause the gov'ment will pay for it.....I wonder if I could get WIC and food stamps because I hurt my pinky writing this?

If you have not been offended by the aforementioned big issues, then please give yourself a big hug because you either didn't read it or have a really good sense of humor and are laughing your ass off right now. Happy 4th!

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Old July 3rd, 2013, 11:20 AM   #11402
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Old July 3rd, 2013, 12:24 PM   #11403
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1984 fluid ounces in a Keg
Keg prices around here make that around 5 cents an ounce.
Cheaper to buy in cases if you do it right. 4.4 cents an ounce At Wally World
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Old July 3rd, 2013, 02:40 PM   #11404
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On another fine eve of a 4th of July celebration, I think it is time to answer all of the "big" issues that face everyday, honest, hardworking Americans and everyone else:

1) Gays?- Yes, it happens. No, you don't have to follow along. Shut up about the bible, If your an American citizen then the fact that the bible condemns it has zero bearing what so ever; Welcome to America dumbasses! If your world will be completely FUBAR'd cause you Might see a gay dude or chick then please refer to the Steps of Handling World Collapse*

2) Gun Control?- Yes, gun control is necessary. Do you really want the crazy cat lady next door having a gun? Or the Jesus freak on the corner of the road holding the God loves you sign pulling out a 9 cause your wearing freaking teal on a Tuesday afternoon at 3:57 pm and that somehow causes the world to sin? Is more better? Well, take about 3 full bottles of sleeping pills and let us know if more is better

3) Immigration?- Yep, this happens too. America was built on it, it's cool. No, not everyone should be allowed in, those that do need to go through a mandatory year in kindergarten so they can learn to play with others. What? Oh everyone is an Immigrant, and the white devil stole the country from some Indians!
No, please open mouth and insert foot. America was not a country when the white devils (and yellow probably some black, hey we were diversified back then) found it. It was a random big ass piece of land that was inhabited sparsely by people that believed wearing a thong and dancing would make it rain (well I guess it does now though, just depends on what kinda club your in...go figure?)

4) Marijuana? Refer to #1, replace gays refernece with pot. It's pretty much the same. Just tax the shit out of it like tobacco. Then we can all go on welfare and not bother looking for a job and have kids cause the gov'ment will pay for it.....I wonder if I could get WIC and food stamps because I hurt my pinky writing this?

If you have not been offended by the aforementioned big issues, then please give yourself a big hug because you either didn't read it or have a really good sense of humor and are laughing your ass off right now. Happy 4th!

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Old July 3rd, 2013, 03:09 PM   #11405
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Old July 3rd, 2013, 03:20 PM   #11406
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On another fine eve of a 4th of July celebration, I think it is time to answer all of the "big" issues that face everyday, honest, hardworking Americans and everyone else:

1) Gays?- Yes, it happens. No, you don't have to follow along. Shut up about the bible, If your an American citizen then the fact that the bible condemns it has zero bearing what so ever; Welcome to America dumbasses! If your world will be completely FUBAR'd cause you Might see a gay dude or chick then please refer to the Steps of Handling World Collapse*

2) Gun Control?- Yes, gun control is necessary. Do you really want the crazy cat lady next door having a gun? Or the Jesus freak on the corner of the road holding the God loves you sign pulling out a 9 cause your wearing freaking teal on a Tuesday afternoon at 3:57 pm and that somehow causes the world to sin? Is more better? Well, take about 3 full bottles of sleeping pills and let us know if more is better

3) Immigration?- Yep, this happens too. America was built on it, it's cool. No, not everyone should be allowed in, those that do need to go through a mandatory year in kindergarten so they can learn to play with others. What? Oh everyone is an Immigrant, and the white devil stole the country from some Indians!
No, please open mouth and insert foot. America was not a country when the white devils (and yellow probably some black, hey we were diversified back then) found it. It was a random big ass piece of land that was inhabited sparsely by people that believed wearing a thong and dancing would make it rain (well I guess it does now though, just depends on what kinda club your in...go figure?)

4) Marijuana? Refer to #1, replace gays refernece with pot. It's pretty much the same. Just tax the shit out of it like tobacco. Then we can all go on welfare and not bother looking for a job and have kids cause the gov'ment will pay for it.....I wonder if I could get WIC and food stamps because I hurt my pinky writing this?

If you have not been offended by the aforementioned big issues, then please give yourself a big hug because you either didn't read it or have a really good sense of humor and are laughing your ass off right now. Happy 4th!

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Old July 3rd, 2013, 04:29 PM   #11407
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Old July 3rd, 2013, 05:12 PM   #11408
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Old July 3rd, 2013, 05:48 PM   #11409
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1984 fluid ounces in a Keg
Keg prices around here make that around 5 cents an ounce.
Cheaper to buy in cases if you do it right. 4.4 cents an ounce At Wally World
Just saying
And unless you are certain you will drain the keg in one night, less likely to go flat....
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Old July 3rd, 2013, 05:48 PM   #11410
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Old July 3rd, 2013, 06:52 PM   #11411
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Ahh.. that sucks, getting a sun burn across your lower back from your shirt/top being raised in the back sucks also.
No, I am not talking about shorts sliding down when you bend over.
I had something similar to that this year. I put on sunblock but not far enough down my back so my middle back got sunburned but no where else. This was also an injury working in the same garden. My poison ivy is said to look better today and it itches way less.
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Old July 4th, 2013, 12:01 AM   #11412
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Guess all the POS Welfare mother fuckers that live off the one person that earns their check in this trailerhood(me) ran put of fireworks. Guess that's happens when you shot of your fire works at ever fucking waking hour since June's 8th
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Old July 4th, 2013, 06:58 PM   #11413
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Old July 4th, 2013, 08:44 PM   #11414
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My two year old is not a fan of fireworks. However my four year old fucking loves them.
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Old July 4th, 2013, 09:01 PM   #11415
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Old July 4th, 2013, 09:21 PM   #11416
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Old July 4th, 2013, 10:28 PM   #11417
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My poison ivy is soo much less itchy today
I forgot to add that Mikey is still dying

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Old July 4th, 2013, 10:43 PM   #11418
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