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Old June 18th, 2013, 06:19 PM   #11081
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So years ago I tried several times to buy a clean Suzuki Samurai down the road from me that never seemed to move. I was always given the nasty "it's not for sale, ever, for any price" schpeal.

Now it is out by the road with a for sale sign, all rotted to shit, and they want $3,000 for it.

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Old June 18th, 2013, 07:18 PM   #11082
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Old June 18th, 2013, 08:14 PM   #11083
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Old June 18th, 2013, 08:26 PM   #11084
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Old June 18th, 2013, 08:27 PM   #11085
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Old June 18th, 2013, 08:27 PM   #11086
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Old June 18th, 2013, 08:31 PM   #11087
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Old June 18th, 2013, 09:23 PM   #11088
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Old June 19th, 2013, 05:43 AM   #11089
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And makes his own breakfast, lunch, dinner and faps to online porn (the house is cleaned and I'm not qualified to to laundry)
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Old June 19th, 2013, 06:09 AM   #11090
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Old June 19th, 2013, 06:44 AM   #11091
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Old June 19th, 2013, 07:21 AM   #11092
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What the f**k married woman does all those past the first month?
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Old June 19th, 2013, 09:11 AM   #11093
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100% ready for this week to go fukc its self.
This must be a common occurance this week. This is the feeling around our office as well.
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Old June 19th, 2013, 09:16 AM   #11094
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Guts just bubbled LOUD for no reason.

I'm now afraid to leave the house.
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Old June 19th, 2013, 10:03 AM   #11095
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Lol same here. One of those days you push too hard, you could just shit yourself...

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Old June 19th, 2013, 11:02 AM   #11096
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A man walks into the kitchen holding a sheep in his arms. He walks up to his wife and says: this is the pig I've been screwing while your gone!
The wife says: that's not a pig, it's a sheep dumbass!!
The husband responds: shut up!! I wasn't talking to you!!!!!
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Old June 19th, 2013, 04:47 PM   #11098
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I did a pop-a-wheelie on my bicycle today and lost the button on my shorts. I'm taking the yougin for a long bike ride after dinner and going for a run in the am. Lets see if I can make this an every day event.
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Old June 20th, 2013, 05:51 AM   #11099
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This week will be fucking its self at 3pm today.
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Old June 20th, 2013, 05:56 AM   #11100
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Its Friday!!!
It's Friday for you too? I also have a week and a half of Saturdays.
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