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Old May 31st, 2013, 09:41 AM   #1
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Default The top catholic exorcist guy has saved us all from demons

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LOL. he's killed 160,000 demons. This guy is bad-ass.
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Old May 31st, 2013, 10:02 AM   #2
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Finally, a man of faith who recognizes and calls out how truly evil yoga is and how the Devil is trying to corrupt the faithful using nice shapely butts tightly wrapped in yoga pants. He is positive that yoga has caused many men to "Spill their seed on the ground." which is in direct violation of God's command. The Bishop also pointed out the some women have also been forced to stimulated themselves when presented with nice shapely butts in yoga pants. The Bishop and the Pope are not happy about women acting this way because it is well known that women are not really people and should be in the kitchen waiting for their next command from God's appointed leader of the household.
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Old May 31st, 2013, 10:25 AM   #3
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Actually said Yoga and Harry Potter lead to Satan
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Old May 31st, 2013, 10:48 AM   #4
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Finally, a man of faith who recognizes and calls out how truly evil yoga is and how the Devil is trying to corrupt the faithful using nice shapely butts tightly wrapped in yoga pants. He is positive that yoga has caused many men to "Spill their seed on the ground." which is in direct violation of God's command. The Bishop also pointed out the some women have also been forced to stimulated themselves when presented with nice shapely butts in yoga pants. The Bishop and the Pope are not happy about women acting this way because it is well known that women are not really people and should be in the kitchen waiting for their next command from God's appointed leader of the household.
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Just because you can't touch your toes doesn't make yoga magic sir.
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Why are only religious people possessed by demons?

Wouldn't it make more sense for Satan to take non believers since they are 'defenseless'?
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Old June 1st, 2013, 09:38 AM   #7
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Why are only religious people possessed by demons?

Wouldn't it make more sense for Satan to take non believers since they are 'defenseless'?
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Old June 1st, 2013, 10:13 AM   #8
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Why are only religious people possessed by demons?

Wouldn't it make more sense for Satan to take non believers since they are 'defenseless'?
In before Aber with "he doesn't need to take non-believers, he already has them"
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In before Aber with "he doesn't need to take non-believers, he already has them"
Dude you beat me to it. But it does not mean that the devil does not make life difficult for everybody. remember the image of the angel on one shoulder and the devil on the other? Well there is truth to it.
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you know... parents wouldn't need to exorcise the daemons from their kids if they were.... wait for it... PARENTS! booyah!
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you know... parents wouldn't need to exorcise the daemons from their kids if they were.... wait for it... PARENTS! booyah!
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Old June 3rd, 2013, 02:05 PM   #13
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Why are only religious people possessed by demons?

Wouldn't it make more sense for Satan to take non believers since they are 'defenseless'?
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In before Aber with "he doesn't need to take non-believers, he already has them"
Like aber said, There is some truth to that. Why would you bother with someone who, in the grand scheme of things, will end up in the place you want them to? The only time you would need to act is if someone turns around and tries to walk the path that leads to the place you don't want them to Go.

A great example of this would be from my 50 mile bike ride this Saturday. The first 25 (we went out 25 and came back the exact same way) I worried that I may have a tail wind. I couldn't tell because I couldn't feel it. Why? Because I'm going the same direction it is, it's actually helping move that way faster. That's why fatties like me love tail winds.

When I turned around however, I was met with a qusi head wind. The first pedal stroke I took all doubt was removed that I had had a tailwind on the way out. It didn't stop me from almost reaching my goal of 2 and half hours (2:46) But the only reason I knew something was pushing me the first half was because I turned around and then had to fight it.

I hope the parallel is obvious. I think Satan uses a minority of his angels to push people faster towards hell. However, I think it's easier for him to trick us, as humans, into walking that way with no help from his minions. It's far to easy for him too.

I think the reason you see so many demons being cast out of believers, besides the obvious reason that non-believers don't believe in them, is that, strategically speaking, Satan needs all his forces to battle those that are walking away from him. Even more so, the ones who start turning others around away from him.
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Bike riding, tail winds, satan, angels, god, demons. Perfect sense.
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