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Old May 25th, 2013, 12:35 PM   #1
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Unhappy Smoking like a turkish hooker! Car fax PLEASE

As many of you know, I had the engine replaced in my 09 JK last year due to shitty fitting pistons and having oil gobbled up (blow by) almost as fast as I could put it in the block.

its being an asshole again. Big surprise, I know.
The spark knock is back and and its smoking like a Turkish hooker.

I need someone to run a carfax for me, PLEASE.
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Old May 25th, 2013, 01:10 PM   #2
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I think i still have a few more. Pm me details
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Old May 25th, 2013, 01:21 PM   #3
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Old May 25th, 2013, 03:04 PM   #4
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What will that do for you?
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Old May 25th, 2013, 03:08 PM   #5
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What will that do for you?
Get information on a new vehicle so she can unload her Turkish Hooker on someone else
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Old May 25th, 2013, 03:09 PM   #6
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Moral of the story here is don't buy a Chrysler product.
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Old May 25th, 2013, 03:18 PM   #7
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Dealer should warranty for 1 year on parts old even if it's out on miles
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Old May 25th, 2013, 03:51 PM   #8
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Has lifetime power train warranty.

Shes just sick of this thing being broke more than its on the road.
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Old May 25th, 2013, 03:51 PM   #9
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fill in the gaps in the records shes kept since day one.
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Pic of the Turkish hooker smoking.
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Old May 25th, 2013, 06:11 PM   #11
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=5721317

1. Turkish Hooker
you get a haircut and a handjob from a turk whilst eating a kebab and drinking a lot of coffee
i was hungry for kebab and needed a haircut so it made sense to get a turkish hooker.
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Old May 25th, 2013, 06:34 PM   #14
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I was told by a Naval friend of mine....if ya beat a hooker enough, she can't put anything in her mouth to smoke.

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Old May 26th, 2013, 01:29 PM   #15
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That hooker isn't smoking nearly enough to be the Turkish hooker that's sitting in my driveway.
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