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Old April 10th, 2013, 03:52 AM   #9921
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If I have a stroke and end up as a quadriplegic with a slack face... I fully expect someone to drive me to the Grand Canyon in a perfect replica of the A-Team van so I can burst out the back of it as fast as my Hover Round will let me (3 mph), with Eye of the Tiger blasting in the background while I drive right over the edge of the cliff screaming "Heyyyyyyyy Youuuu Guyyyyyyyssss" until I crash on the rocks below.
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Defiance, nice jeep what size tires?

SS, that's the perfect way to go out, but rockets strapped to your chair would make it extra badass, maybe some fireworks and pyro. That and a killer pair of sunglasses. I can picture it now.
Now its perfect
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Old April 10th, 2013, 04:18 AM   #9922
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If you read anything locally about a horrific motorcycle accident involving a biker "losing control" and hitting a highway overpass pier at high speeds, and that theres "not much left", it means that ive been diagnosed with something like alzheimers and was on my way out anyhow. Apologies ahead of time to any first responders who will have to hose the place down
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Old April 10th, 2013, 04:46 AM   #9923
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I found myself reading a post about spark plugs on kristavsmichigans facefuck page. Turns out theres lotsa idiots in the world, who knew?

Btw what are you doing on Kristas FB Anyway?
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Old April 10th, 2013, 11:40 AM   #9924
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if water flows down hill why is it that not all the water at the south pole ?
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Old April 10th, 2013, 11:44 AM   #9925
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Old April 10th, 2013, 11:59 AM   #9926
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Old April 10th, 2013, 04:16 PM   #9927
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if water flows down hill why is it that not all the water at the south pole ?
Because the south pole isn't downhill...but a funny question.
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Old April 10th, 2013, 04:17 PM   #9928
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Old April 10th, 2013, 04:20 PM   #9929
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Old April 10th, 2013, 05:06 PM   #9930
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Btw what are you doing on Kristas FB Anyway?
that was my thought too
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Old April 13th, 2013, 07:28 AM   #9931
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On my way home from work I had to poop so bad I didn't know if I could push the clutch in without soiling myself. Wish we had a bathroom at the terminal.
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Old April 13th, 2013, 07:33 AM   #9932
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On my way home from work I had to poop so bad I didn't know if I could push the clutch in without soiling myself. Wish we had a bathroom at the terminal.
Those are the worst. One time I had to straighten out my legs and was literally hovering off the seat trying to hold it in. The second I got into my parking spot I ripped the E-Brake, pulled the keys and sprint/waddled into the apartment and was shitting before my cheeks hit the seat.


Stayed there for about 30 minutes in a cold sweat. Shaking.
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Old April 13th, 2013, 07:34 AM   #9933
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Old April 13th, 2013, 07:36 AM   #9934
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3 days past the due date... Fuck. Just want to get the show on the road.
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Old April 13th, 2013, 07:45 AM   #9935
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3 days past the due date... Fuck. Just want to get the show on the road.
It's only milk. Let it curdle and you have a science project for the landlord.
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Old April 13th, 2013, 08:00 AM   #9936
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3 days past the due date... Fuck. Just want to get the show on the road.
Walk. A lot. You will be pushing in no time.
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Old April 13th, 2013, 08:01 AM   #9937
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40 weeks today... The phone could ring at any minute.
Castor oil and orange juice: 2 oz castor oil 1 tsp baking soda 6 oz orange juice

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Castor oil milk shake: 2 oz castor oil 2 or 2 scoops ice cream 1/4 cup milk blend in blender

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Castor oil shots: 2 oz castor oil shot followed by sucking on a lime or lemon
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Old April 13th, 2013, 08:14 AM   #9938
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Walk. A lot. You will be pushing in no time.
We've been walking, fucking, hiking threw the woods, stairs, spicy foods... Lil'shit is perfectly content where he's at.

She refuses to take castor oil.
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Old April 13th, 2013, 08:17 AM   #9939
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refuses to take castor oil you say???
Your only option now is SEX!
Pound her like there is no tomorrow. Good Luck.








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Old April 13th, 2013, 08:21 AM   #9940
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refuses to take castor oil you say???
Your only option now is SEX!
Pound her like there is no tomorrow. Good Luck.


We've done, and will continue with teh sexy timez.
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