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Old March 21st, 2013, 02:27 PM   #9541
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Old March 21st, 2013, 03:08 PM   #9542
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When you bring your F350 in for suspension work, take the fcukin' plow off. The hoist complains and it's much worse for the tech working on it. Not to mention the plow gets in the way of everything, including the alignment rack. And one of the rams was leaking leaving puddles of fluid on the floor.

Cliffs: Take the f'in plow off. The tech would appreciate it.
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Old March 21st, 2013, 03:18 PM   #9543
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When you bring your F350 in for suspension work, take the fcukin' plow off. The hoist complains and it's much worse for the tech working on it. Not to mention the plow gets in the way of everything, including the alignment rack. And one of the rams was leaking leaving puddles of fluid on the floor.

Cliffs: Take the f'in plow off. The tech would appreciate it.


That kind of shit does not surprise me.. Common sense is hard to come by nowadays
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Old March 21st, 2013, 03:22 PM   #9544
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Old March 21st, 2013, 03:35 PM   #9545
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when you bring your f350 in for suspension work, take the fcukin' plow off. The hoist complains and it's much worse for the tech working on it. Not to mention the plow gets in the way of everything, including the alignment rack. And one of the rams was leaking leaving puddles of fluid on the floor.

Cliffs: take the f'in plow off. The tech would appreciate it.
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Old March 21st, 2013, 03:38 PM   #9546
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Old March 21st, 2013, 04:13 PM   #9547
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My parents used to have one of those except with yellow to brown stripes when I was 8 Lmao.

Then my dad traded it to the mechanic around the corner after the brakes went out for a new set of tires... I watched the mechanic claim to be able to drive it to the shop no problem.

2 minutes later, I watched him miss stopping at the end of the driveway, across the road, down the hill and into a swamp. I laughed my ass off.
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My parents used to have one of those except with yellow to brown stripes when I was 8 Lmao.

Then my dad traded it to the mechanic around the corner after the brakes went out for a new set of tires... I watched the mechanic claim to be able to drive it to the shop no problem.

2 minutes later, I watched him miss stopping at the end of the driveway, across the road, down the hill and into a swamp. I laughed my ass off.
I would have too....

When I was a kid there was a handyman that would do dumb stuff like that.

He would put storm windows on for the old woman next door, and would 'hop' the ladder from one window to the next. She'd tell him to be careful, and he'd say 'Don't worry, I do this all the time' and then end up face first in the rose bushes....
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He would put storm windows on for the old woman next door, and would 'hop' the ladder from one window to the next. She'd tell him to be careful, and he'd say 'Don't worry, I do this all the time' and then end up face first in the rose bushes....
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Pretty much, when I saw Animal House I wondered if they had seen our neighborhood handyman in action
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Old March 21st, 2013, 05:35 PM   #9551
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anyone know the going rate/ price for virginity. this chick hot but i dont want to spend 2 much
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If the story is true I give her props for being a good sister and doing what she can to help...


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If she's a virgin, that means her brothers are gay.
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I am hungry as fukc , there's about 30 restaurants around the hotel, at least 5 are easily within walking distance, I have a company credit card I use for meals, and I'm too fuckin lazy to go eat. Oh, and pizza blows.
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I am hungry as fukc , there's about 30 restaurants around the hotel, at least 5 are easily within walking distance, I have a company credit card I use for meals, and I'm too fuckin lazy to go eat. Oh, and pizza blows.
Out of those 30 options there isn't one that delivers?!
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Out of those 30 options there isn't one that delivers?!
Just the pizza places.

This happens nearly every time I go on the road. I get to the hotel, shower, then don't feel like going back out.

And going to eat after work without showering is not really an option.
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anyone know the going rate/ price for virginity. this chick hot but i dont want to spend 2 much
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no way is she a virgin
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