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Old March 20th, 2013, 07:14 AM   #1
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Default RIP: Chuck Norris loses his Beard

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We are gathered here today to remember one of Hollywood's greatest treasures: Chuck Norris's beard. The well-trimmed facial hair lived a long and butt-kicking life during its decades-long existence on Norris's face. Now -- sadly -- the beard is no more.

We were first alerted to the shocking news by TMZ. The gossip site ran a photo -- presumably recent -- of Norris enjoying the great outdoors without his beard's company.

Is Norris, 73, going through a first-quarter-life crisis? Can Chuck still intimidate man, woman, and inanimate object without his world-famous facial hair? Well, of course he can. He's Chuck Norris. But one shouldn't discount the beard's contribution to the man’s success.

[Related: ‘Expendables 2′ poster reveals 573 years of action expertise]

Indeed, over the course of his butt-kicking career, Norris has kept his enemies close, but his beard closer. It was there to help defeat Joe Piscopo in "Sidekicks." It stood strong while Norris knocked over numerous trouble-makers in "Walker, Texas Ranger." And, most recently, the beard gave a stirring performance in "Expendables 2" opposite Stallone’s muscles, Willis’s smirk, and Van Damme’s hairline.

But now the beard is gone. It has left the dojo. But something tells us it will be back. Like a dyed-blonde panther it waits, ready to reappear when we least expect it
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Old March 20th, 2013, 08:05 AM   #2
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Chuck needed a day off, so his beard is kicking asses free-lance.
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Old March 20th, 2013, 08:26 AM   #3
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Old March 20th, 2013, 08:28 AM   #4
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He looks like Tim Allen.
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Old March 20th, 2013, 08:46 AM   #5
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I wonder what he used to cut it...
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Old March 20th, 2013, 08:48 AM   #6
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I cannot be cut, it is punched back in by Chuck Norris himself
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Old March 20th, 2013, 09:12 AM   #7
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The edge of his hand.
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Old March 20th, 2013, 01:51 PM   #8
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I cannot be cut, it is punched back in by Chuck Norris himself
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Old March 20th, 2013, 08:40 PM   #9
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I always thought there was a fist under the beard
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Old March 20th, 2013, 08:47 PM   #10
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that looks nothing like chuck
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