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Old March 18th, 2013, 04:51 PM   #1
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My thoughts on female country singers...

Kelly Pickler - first girl to get to third base with.
Taylor Swift - first girl to bring home to mom.
Faith Hill - MILF (or Shania Twain, but kid-less I believe)
Miranda Lambert - girl you hook up with at a bonfire
Gretchen Wilson - oops, too many at the bar
Carrie Underwood - second girl to bring home to mom and to keep happy.
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Old March 18th, 2013, 04:57 PM   #2
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Old March 18th, 2013, 05:00 PM   #3
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Old March 18th, 2013, 05:06 PM   #4
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Old March 18th, 2013, 05:23 PM   #5
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You need to hurry up and leave your wife so you can get laid.

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Old March 18th, 2013, 05:32 PM   #6
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Old March 18th, 2013, 06:08 PM   #7
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Old March 18th, 2013, 06:15 PM   #8
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Old March 18th, 2013, 06:22 PM   #9
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Old March 18th, 2013, 06:32 PM   #10
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Old March 18th, 2013, 06:41 PM   #11
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Old March 18th, 2013, 06:42 PM   #12
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Kelly Pickler - Fuckable
Taylor Swift - Fuckable
Faith Hill - Fuckable
Miranda Lambert - Fuckable
Gretchen Wilson - Fuckable
Carrie Underwood - Fuckable

This is the extent of my thought on them.
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Old March 18th, 2013, 06:49 PM   #13
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Kelly Pickler - Fuckable
Taylor Swift - Fuckable (but wearing a condom, and a stab-proof vest..that bitch is nuts)
Faith Hill - Fuckable
Miranda Lambert - Fuckable
Gretchen Wilson - Fuckable (but wearing a condom, she most likly just got gang banged at the local mudbogg)
Carrie Underwood - Fuckable

This is the extent of my thought on them.
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Old March 18th, 2013, 06:50 PM   #14
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Kelly Pickler - Fuckable
Taylor Swift - Fuckable
Faith Hill - Fuckable
Miranda Lambert - Fuckable
Gretchen Wilson - Fuckable
Carrie Underwood - Fuckable

This is the extent of my thought on them.
This ^^
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Old March 18th, 2013, 06:50 PM   #15
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Kelly Pickler - Fuckable
Taylor Swift - Fuckable
Faith Hill - Fuckable
Miranda Lambert - Fuckable
Gretchen Wilson - Fuckable
Carrie Underwood - Fuckable

This is the extent of my thought on them.
This made more sense than the op.... Thanks BoobieBlinker
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Old March 18th, 2013, 06:53 PM   #16
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Hmmmm. I'm surprised SS hasn't anything to add to this.
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Old March 18th, 2013, 07:08 PM   #17
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Taylor has had more sausage in her than a Jimmy Dean delivery truck.
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Old March 18th, 2013, 07:12 PM   #18
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I did. I gave this thread a one star rating.
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Old March 18th, 2013, 07:33 PM   #19
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If you screw Taylor Swift, there's a good chance she'll write a song about you. Pro-tip: Make sure you stick it in her poo hole; I've never heard the word 'anal' in a country song.
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Old March 18th, 2013, 07:45 PM   #20
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If you screw Taylor Swift, there's a good chance she'll write a song about you. Pro-tip: Make sure you stick it in her poo hole; I've never heard the word 'anal' in a country song.
That's fukcin hilarious.
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