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Old March 17th, 2013, 08:40 AM   #41
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Make sure you hit the neck so the tranquilizer works fast.

You wouldn't want that pissed off and stampeding in your direction.
I don't think the neck would even work. Going to have aim for her open mouth or an eye.
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Old March 17th, 2013, 08:58 AM   #42
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Eh....she is just probably randy lol
I always am.. but images like that try to kill it.

Does she make porn? You know some people would buy it for the curiosity factor and then there are the sickos that would be into that.

The whole "love my curves" thing is a new movement that I have mixed feelings about. In one way it is good for people who are overweight's self esteem and I know how hard it was for me to feel good about myself when I was obese. On the other hand it validates obesity and in some cases morbid obesity as something beautiful when it is an unhealthy condition.
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Old March 17th, 2013, 09:03 AM   #43
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I always am.. but images like that try to kill it.

Does she make porn? You know some people would buy it for the curiosity factor and then there are the sickos that would be into that.

The whole "love my curves" thing is a new movement that I have mixed feelings about. In one way it is good for people who are overweight's self esteem and I know how hard it was for me to feel good about myself when I was obese. On the other hand it validates obesity and in some cases morbid obesity as something beautiful when it is an unhealthy condition.
My wife says the 'love my curves' thing started with normal sized women protesting supermodels with the bodies of 12 yr old boys, and the plus size women glommed onto it.

And yes, she knows her ass is big, and it won't get any smaller. But damn, it ain't 99 inches b i g!
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Old March 17th, 2013, 09:38 AM   #44
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I dig the curvy chicks. They've gotta have a small waist and decent rack though.
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Old March 17th, 2013, 09:41 AM   #45
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How the fukc does she sleep or lay down flat? Either way you cut it, it would look like someone laying on a fitness ball.
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Old March 17th, 2013, 10:09 AM   #46
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How the fukc does she sleep or lay down flat? Either way you cut it, it would look like someone laying on a fitness ball.
Body pillows? I never understood those until now.
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The whole "love my curves" thing is a new movement that I have mixed feelings about. In one way it is good for people who are overweight's self esteem and I know how hard it was for me to feel good about myself when I was obese. On the other hand it validates obesity and in some cases morbid obesity as something beautiful when it is an unhealthy condition.
This x $9.99.

It's one thing to be comfortable with who you are, it's another thing to have a few extra "harmless" pounds, and it is a whole different thing to be so morbidly obese that you are at a health risk and taking years off your life.

This girl is not anywhere near "I love my curves" status, she is at morbidly obese you're gonna die a young death because you are ignorant status.
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Old March 17th, 2013, 10:42 PM   #48
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I cant let this go because its up on my fb feed again. Why the fukc do obese bitches keep posting this curves shit and all these fake quotes from marilyn monroe? Marilyn monroe was never fat like these hogs. Kennedy had standards
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Old March 17th, 2013, 11:25 PM   #49
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The whole "love my curves" thing is a new movement that I have mixed feelings about. In one way it is good for people who are overweight's self esteem and I know how hard it was for me to feel good about myself when I was obese. On the other hand it validates obesity and in some cases morbid obesity as something beautiful when it is an unhealthy condition.
I'm fat and the I'm curvy to make fatasses feel better about themselves annoys the heck outta me. You(or me) is fat, stop renaming it to make yourself feel better about yourself.
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Come to Canada. A lot less fatties over here.
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Come to Canada. A lot less fatties over here.
Just keep em away from your chapstick
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i aint scared i'll plow down on that big ass
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Old March 18th, 2013, 07:53 AM   #53
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Reminds me of the girl off good luck chuck when their out at dinner, and she looks at him and says "I'm gonna fukc you till you die"
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Ohhhh you warmed me up with Travis Stork... mmm he's so hot.
Okay heres my question.. how could you hit that?? I can't see an angle you could get at it. I mean you need a 3 ft cock to put the tip in. Also I am pretty sure she can't clean the front or rear situation all that well so in short my answer is no. I wouldn't hit that with my broom handle.
And this is why I love you But I would have to agree with KA that I would not hit that with my broom handle, my jeep or even a semi..
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Old March 18th, 2013, 12:20 PM   #56
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I cant let this go because its up on my fb feed again. Why the fukc do obese bitches keep posting this curves shit and all these fake quotes from marilyn monroe? Marilyn monroe was never fat like these hogs. Kennedy had standards
She was a size 12 but actually we have made sizes larger so she would have been a size 8. She would have been larger than the supermodels today but not a size 12 by today's standards.
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And this is why I love you But I would have to agree with KA that I would not hit that with my broom handle, my jeep or even a semi..
A semi wouldn't/ couldn't handle that.
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Nope!

Hopefully she gets the diabetes.
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Hopefully she gets the diabetes.
You'd hit that.. You aren't fooling anyone.
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You'd hit that.. You aren't fooling anyone.
I have a weight limit like a bridge I don't want to die due to suffocation when the obeast rolls over and smothers me.
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