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Old March 1st, 2013, 03:30 PM   #1
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Default Coloring book wedding gift.



http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/086719...dir_mdp_mobile

A friend is getting married, would this be out of line?
(Crayons not included)
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Old March 1st, 2013, 03:31 PM   #2
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his soon to be wife may unfriend you
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Old March 1st, 2013, 03:37 PM   #3
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his soon to be wife may unfriend you
Doubtful, she already hates me.
I'm not invited, but allowed to send a gift.
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What's that worthless skin around the vagina called?

Woman.
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Old March 1st, 2013, 03:43 PM   #5
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Doubtful, she already hates me.
I'm not invited, but allowed to send a gift.
then send it to her, not him. include a mirror and crayons

add a note indicating you have heard she posed for the artist and ask her "true story?" and finally, ask it the book is named after her
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Old March 1st, 2013, 04:13 PM   #6
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then send it to her, not him. include a mirror and crayons

add a note indicating you have heard she posed for the artist and ask her "true story?" and finally, ask it the book is named after her
I like it. His and hers: his with the pics, hers gutted, with the mirror.
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Old March 1st, 2013, 04:16 PM   #7
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I like it. His and hers: his with the pics, hers gutted, with the mirror.
exactly what I would do given the situation.
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Old March 1st, 2013, 07:41 PM   #8
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Only 2 crayons included, red and blue.
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Send him the business card to a good divorce lawyer...
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your friend let you be un-invited to his wedding??

either you or your friend are shitty friends!

might as well go there naked on extacy!
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Old March 1st, 2013, 09:25 PM   #12
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your friend let you be un-invited to his wedding??

either you or your friend are shitty friends!

might as well go there naked on extacy!
Oh, its me.
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Oh, its me.
then by all means, go naked on extacy and viagra.
mabey put your dick in the wedding cake while your at it.??

or set off the fire alarms right b4 they say "i do"
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then by all means, go naked on extacy and viagra.
mabey put your dick in the wedding cake while your at it.??

or set off the fire alarms right b4 they say "i do"
Oh, you saw the little video from the last wedding?
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Send her a dildo with a little note "go fukc yourself"
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