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Old February 8th, 2013, 08:10 PM   #1
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Which old school TV badass would be a real challenge in a fight? Steven Segal, Patrick Swayze, or Jean-Claude Van Damme. Stallone, Schwarzenegger, and Lundgren are out as they are all show and no go. I personally believe I could beat Segal’s ass, and while Van Damme can probably kick like a mother fucker, my vote is Swayze, that guy seems like the real deal. After all did you guys see road house?
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Old February 8th, 2013, 08:12 PM   #2
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Like fight the man, or fight the character?
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Old February 8th, 2013, 08:14 PM   #3
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the man, characters are fake
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Old February 8th, 2013, 08:17 PM   #4
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Which old school TV badass would be a real challenge in a fight? Steven Segal, Patrick Swayze, or Jean-Claude Van Damme. Stallone, Schwarzenegger, and Lundgren are out as they are all show and no go. I personally believe I could beat Segalís ass, and while Van Damme can probably kick like a mother fucker, my vote is Swayze, that guy seems like the real deal. After all did you guys see road house?

None of those guys, they would get their but kicked by Cynthia Roth Rock.

Bruce Lee all the way.
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Old February 8th, 2013, 08:17 PM   #5
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Isnt Segal like a cop or something? I vote for him.
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Dude, in his heyday, Arnie weighed 260lbs. His sheer strength and bulk would allow him to take and dole punishment like no tomorrow . No amount of body shots would faze him, you'd need a baseball bat.
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Old February 8th, 2013, 08:20 PM   #7
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HHHHmmmmmm, was there I guy named Chuck Norris, world champ and an actor? Google it
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Old February 8th, 2013, 08:22 PM   #8
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HHHHmmmmmm, was there I guy named Chuck Norris, world champ and an actor? Google it
I'm pretty sure if cancer hadn't taken out Swazye he would/could have taken out Norris.
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Old February 8th, 2013, 08:23 PM   #9
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Segal would beat your pussy ass no problem, he is a fat aikido badass.
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Bob Barker vs HCH
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They would all kick my ass
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i allways chuckled a bit when Spock put a guy to sleep with his bare hand
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Old February 8th, 2013, 08:26 PM   #13
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funny thing about aikido, is it only works on other people using aikido...and his fat ass would go down hard
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funny thing about aikido, is it only works on other people using aikido...and his fat ass would go down hard
And your opponent needs to be aggressive, for u to dance that faggy dance.
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Dude, in his heyday, Arnie weighed 260lbs. His sheer strength and bulk would allow him to take and dole punishment like no tomorrow . No amount of body shots would faze him, you'd need a baseball bat.
You have to train to take bodyshots. having big muscles does not mean You can take a hit.
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In his case, it means he's got a layer of armor over most if him.
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Chuck Norris or Mr. T.
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Swayze. Roadhouse end thread
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no Urkel?

Had to rate the thread "bad" for lack of poll and lack of true bad asses
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Old February 8th, 2013, 08:58 PM   #20
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Wasn't Lundgren an undefeated kick boxing champ in Europe ? Read he hospitalized a few opponents and that's how Stallone found out about him and wanted him to do the Rocky movie. Vandamme got punched out by some average joe in a bar about 10 years ago IIRC. No way Swayze beats Norris. You didn't mention Charles Bronson either I think he was one tough dude.
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