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Old February 3rd, 2013, 05:13 PM   #1
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Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:

There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends.

Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.

Not really, PaPa, it was boring.

We didn't see a single asshole, queer, lesbian, piece of crap, horse's ass, socialist left wing Obamalover, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"

We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun.

Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
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Old February 3rd, 2013, 05:30 PM   #2
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Just emailed that to my grandpa.. Damn allergies.
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Old February 3rd, 2013, 05:41 PM   #3
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Pic of her grandpa:

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Old February 3rd, 2013, 05:54 PM   #4
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"Muslim camel humper"
Im gonna use that one... Sounds better than sand "insert racial slur here" or camel jockey
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Old February 3rd, 2013, 06:12 PM   #5
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I miss my grandfather. he used to let me drive his car down his street. i'd sit on his lap and steer and he'd work the pedals. he used to call everyone and everything a son of a bitch. black people were called tar-babies, and when the neighbors dog would shit on his lawn he would grab a shovel, walk across the street and throw it on their porch.
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My grandfather was really bad ass. Him and some of his yupper friends started the Baraga county snow drifters club and the skanee wilderness riders. His brother also ran an arctic cat service shop Erve Ott Arctic Cat. I remember racing him at 120mph on sleds nothing more memorable than that. sadly he died in an unsolved snowmobile accident on trail 8.
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Old February 3rd, 2013, 07:35 PM   #7
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Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:

There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends.

Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.

Not really, PaPa, it was boring.

We didn't see a single asshole, queer, lesbian, piece of crap, horse's ass, socialist left wing Obamalover, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"

We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun.

Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
Sounds like grandpa rocks out a white hood in his car.
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Old February 4th, 2013, 08:11 PM   #8
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Hmmmm...guess I need to improve my grandma skills....
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