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Old December 25th, 2012, 09:08 PM   #41
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The hubby's bdmt was broke. We had it parked in the garage with the hood off. While standing there talking about what was wrong with, my youngest son (about 5 at the time) who had speech issues, stepped up on a ladder, looked at the motor and said "Awww Dad your fucks broke".. We about died laughing, then I looked at the hubby and said "God I hope not"...
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Old December 26th, 2012, 08:37 AM   #42
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When i was young (i think around 6) i seen my first black family in person waiting in line at Michigan adventure. my mom say i was calling them the Cosby's and wouldn't shut up about it. They had to take me out of line. haha
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Old December 26th, 2012, 09:26 PM   #43
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My 7 year old, after taking a knee to the jewels, proclaimed "you hit the target---I think you broke the dart".

When my 14 year old was about 3 she used to love riding with me because I never stopped laughing at her favorite stop light phrase "What the hell, COME ON!". That's made more funny by my wife being ultra conservative with our kids so the first time she heard it was the last time it happened.
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Old December 29th, 2012, 09:30 AM   #44
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A couple of years ago, I asked my daughter, now 12, if the boys on her hockey team talked to her. She replied: "No, but I don't care. I'm there to play hockey". Sweet.
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Old January 13th, 2013, 07:10 PM   #45
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Background story: Me and both of my kids are sick right now.
My daughter is allergic to cats (this is relevant)
For some dumbass reason I asked my wife to pickup Chinese food for dinner (bad choice)
My son (3 years old) just puked on himself and says
"I just puked China...........maybe I'm allergic to cats"
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Old January 13th, 2013, 09:14 PM   #46
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When my brother was maybe 3 he saw a large black woman. He said loudly, "look mom, a gorilla". The lady had to of heard it, she was pretty close.
A couple years later I was at the store with my dad and little brother. He wanted some toy and my dad wouldn't let him and said he didn't have enough money for it. My brother said, "then just use that plastic card thing mom always uses when she doesn't have enough money".
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Old January 13th, 2013, 09:29 PM   #47
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My 2 year old last summer was running outside, stopped really quick and grabs her pants, then looks up and says "nope only a toot"
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Old January 13th, 2013, 09:35 PM   #48
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Background story: Me and both of my kids are sick right now.
My daughter is allergic to cats (this is relevant)
For some dumbass reason I asked my wife to pickup Chinese food for dinner (bad choice)
My son (3 years old) just puked on himself and says
"I just puked China...........maybe I'm allergic to cats"
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Old January 13th, 2013, 09:40 PM   #49
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My son was 2 and it has always been important to the wife and I that our kids know manners and know how to use them. The day started with us grabbing a bite to eat and then leaving to go on some errands with some friends of mine. While eating he asked me for "crackers please". Like any other parent I grabbed some packets of crackers and took them with us for our car ride. About 30 minutes into our trip we hit a traffic jamb. It was a warm day so the windows are down. As my friends are gripping about not moving a nice looking colored gentlemen pulls up next to us in a Mustang convertible with the top down. Just after my one friend gets down with his rant my son says very loudly and clearly "CRACKER PLEASE!". In a look of horror I look over to see my friends laughing their butts off and the gentlemen beside us with a look of disbelief on his face and then starts to laugh. Definitely a defining moment of fatherhood for me
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Old January 13th, 2013, 09:42 PM   #50
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Background story: Me and both of my kids are sick right now.
My daughter is allergic to cats (this is relevant)
For some dumbass reason I asked my wife to pickup Chinese food for dinner (bad choice)
My son (3 years old) just puked on himself and says
"I just puked China...........maybe I'm allergic to cats"
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Old January 13th, 2013, 11:23 PM   #51
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Son was 4 at the time.
We were driving down the road and we get cut off and I am about to say something and then he yells at the top of his lungs "DOUCH BAG". All of us just burst out in laughing and were in tears from it.
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Old January 14th, 2013, 09:34 AM   #52
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2 year old last night

Daddy your a baaad baaad man.

All i did shut off chipwrecked after watching it 40 times that day.
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Old January 14th, 2013, 09:42 AM   #53
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My 10 year old daughter last week:

" Geesh dad.. Which Jeeps mine?" I lol'd

I just acquired 2 more. It's bad when my 10 year old little girl thinks I have a problem.
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