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Old December 12th, 2012, 07:39 AM   #21
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Step 1: Buy wife an expensive sweater that she loves
Step 2: Wash with hot water and throw in dryer to fukc it up
Step 3: Never be asked to do laundry again.
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I 'm married and I do my own laundry and have done it for years.
Your husband screwed up your laundry too?!!
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Old December 12th, 2012, 08:16 AM   #22
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Old December 12th, 2012, 08:32 AM   #23
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my wife turns all her cloths inside-out before washing, but not mine. I told her she should wear them inside out so by the time they come out of the dryer, they would came out on the proper side.

Oh - and she looks at me like its my fault the fuckin washer/dryer ate one of my socks when it goes missing.

At least 2 times a year she pulls all there cloths out of the closet and washes them all over again, just because she has so many and all have hanger marks in the shoulders. She has 4 seasons of clothing -wtf wifes a cloth horder.

told her a few years ago that if it wasn't for the lint trap in the dryer, all her cloths would vanish.

She never asks me to start laudry again
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Old December 12th, 2012, 08:38 AM   #24
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our last live at home kid just moved out, laundry just got alot easier for my wife!
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Old December 12th, 2012, 08:40 AM   #25
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Old December 12th, 2012, 08:45 AM   #26
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FYI those of you with teenaged daughters.
As a warning punishment threaten to do her laundry.
I swear this really works!
Tell her you just did her laundry and watch the expression on her face
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Old December 12th, 2012, 09:20 AM   #27
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As my wife runs out the door tonight she asks me to fold the last load of laundry. Yup, the pink load. I have 3 little girls that usually only wear pink and somehow my wife can ignore the laws of the universe and fit nearly every single article of clothing they wear into this last load of laundry!

Sorting this 2 hamper sized last load is next to impossible. I resort to shirt pile, pant pile, and assorted socks/ undies pile. Why is it when I get to fold laundry every single piece of clothing is inside out?

Then I open my drawer at 6am only to find my last resort work shirt; the one with weld burn holes over my nipples and neck so loose I have to pull it up over my shoulder all day. WTF happened to my laundry? Answer: Oh, I didn't know you needed anything washed...?!? Apparently my clothes are not considered at laundry time. She washes them after all other clothes because they are too greasy, but when you bring up the fact that the next load in the washer next time is WHITE! you get ignored.

Then getting hassled about how you fold it. Being a man I only know one way to fold things. First in half, then in half again, then if it needs to be smaller, half again. Cardboard like pictures on the front of shirts present a challenge because it sometimes takes a bit of force to make it fold then keep it folded, but apparently there is a way to do a complex arm folding method that I cannot understand nor duplicate.

Phew! Vent over. Guess what I'm doing tonight!
We all know you don't have children and the pink load is yours. Nice try.
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Old December 12th, 2012, 10:56 AM   #28
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1. You all make marriage sound awesome!

2. Why get married if she isnt going to do the laundry?
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Old December 12th, 2012, 10:56 AM   #29
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How the heck do 2 people generate a load of laundry per day?
I have 2 jobs = 2 uniforms / day to wash

Girlfriend is a student and cheff = 1 uniform and one set of plain clothes/ day.

Saturdays i do whites and Sunday is my day of rest!


Im a stellar house wife, just ask my gf!
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Old December 12th, 2012, 11:04 AM   #30
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1. You all make marriage sound awesome!

2. Why get married if she isnt going to do the laundry?
exactly my thoughts. The only thing I have to do with landry is to make sure the washer and dryer are both functional and im not even married.
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Old December 12th, 2012, 11:06 AM   #31
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You guys are all pansies. I've been married almost 35 years and have never done laundry. I can count the times I've folded clothes on 2 hands.
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Old December 12th, 2012, 11:29 AM   #32
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You guys are all pansies. I've been married almost 35 years and have never done laundry. I can count the times I've folded clothes on 2 hands.
If your wife should read this you will need your toes
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Old December 12th, 2012, 11:37 AM   #33
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You guys are all pansies. I've been married almost 35 years and have never done laundry. I can count the times I've folded clothes on 2 hands.
This is why I want to be just like Jim when I grow up.
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Old December 12th, 2012, 12:46 PM   #34
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You guys are all pansies. I've been married almost 35 years and have never done laundry. I can count the times I've folded clothes on 2 hands.
1 up, and I'll raise ya, with been married for 25 years, 2 kids, 7 grandkids, and
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Old December 12th, 2012, 07:23 PM   #35
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You guys are all pansies. I've been married almost 35 years and have never done laundry. I can count the times I've folded clothes on 2 hands.
Mike tried to do laundry once and thought it would be more efficient to stuff all three loads in at once. The clothes were so smashed in they had dry spots. He is not allowed to do laundry, do certain cleaning tasks, and cook. It drives me crazy when things aren't just so in the house.
He is allowed to make sock balls while I am folding.
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Old December 12th, 2012, 07:26 PM   #36
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Mike tried to do laundry once and thought it would be more efficient to stuff all three loads in at once. The clothes were so smashed in they had dry spots. He is not allowed to do laundry, do certain cleaning tasks, and cook. It drives me crazy when things aren't just so in the house.
He is allowed to make sock balls while I am folding.
Oh that is great!!!
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Sorry, you don't have one up on me on that either.
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Old December 12th, 2012, 08:16 PM   #38
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I have tried many times to be banned from laundry. It just won't work. How do I find one of these women who will do laundry?
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I have tried many times to be banned from laundry. It just won't work. How do I find one of these women who will do laundry?
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Old December 12th, 2012, 08:22 PM   #40
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I choose to do my own laundry. That's how I know shit gets done.
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