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Old November 24th, 2012, 08:02 AM   #1
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Who knew you could go to jail for slapping people with your penis?
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Old November 24th, 2012, 08:10 AM   #2
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Old November 24th, 2012, 10:31 AM   #3
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I beat my wife with my penis.



She calls it '30 lashes with a wet noodle'
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Old November 24th, 2012, 11:11 AM   #4
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I used to smack my wife in the ass with mine when I stepped out of the shower and she was infront of the mirror putting on makeup, I thought all was good one day when she turned around and put her left hand under stanley in a slow passionate jesture....only soon to follow with her right slapping down hard in an attempt to clap her hands together. I do not do that anymore!
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I used to smack my wife in the ass with mine when I stepped out of the shower and she was infront of the mirror putting on makeup, I thought all was good one day when she turned around and put her left hand under stanley in a slow passionate jesture....only soon to follow with her right slapping down hard in an attempt to clap her hands together. I do not do that anymore!
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Old November 24th, 2012, 02:00 PM   #6
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I don't get how he was not charged with a sexual crime. I know a guy who has to register as a sex offender because he was caught pissing in an alley behind a bar at one AM.
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Old November 24th, 2012, 03:55 PM   #7
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I don't get how he was not charged with a sexual crime. I know a guy who has to register as a sex offender because he was caught pissing in an alley behind a bar at one AM.
I know a guy that was "caught pissing in an alley" , too. Until I looked up his actual charges, and found that he was raping his daughter, and all of her friends.
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I know a guy that was "caught pissing in an alley" , too. Until I looked up his actual charges, and found that he was raping his daughter, and all of her friends.
I was with him that night, it was in Ludington and the cop was on a bike. The guy was pretty drunk and acting like a dick to the cop.
"What ya gunna do? Take me to jail on your pegs?" It was kinda funny.
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Old November 24th, 2012, 05:34 PM   #9
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He was her husband and I guess I don't see why she didn't leave. I have been slapped with a penis before and no one went to jail. I read like six other articles linked on that page like the woman who thinks her husband is a rapist for trying to bang her when they are drunk.
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Dumb cunt is dumb, especially chasing the Pakistani dick.
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hmm seams like a normal act well atleast in my house,
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Old November 24th, 2012, 08:10 PM   #12
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I was with him that night, it was in Ludington and the cop was on a bike. The guy was pretty drunk and acting like a dick to the cop.
"What ya gunna do? Take me to jail on your pegs?" It was kinda funny.
Were you the Guy holding said exposed appendage?
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I can barely slap myself with it let alone the wife...
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He was her husband and I guess I don't see why she didn't leave. I have been slapped with a penis before and no one went to jail. I read like six other articles linked on that page like the woman who thinks her husband is a rapist for trying to bang her when they are drunk.




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