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Old November 24th, 2012, 07:21 AM   #1
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Lonely on those cold, winter nights? Looking for someone attractive to come over and cook you dinner in nothing but a sexy little apron? Whatever your taste buds are searching for, I can cook it for you. I would show up all dolled up, high heels, looking pretty sexy, cook your favorite meal, and we can see where the night leads us! Prices vary by location and meal. Thanks for your interest in our at-home cooking services. Five star food cooked right at home for you!

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Old November 24th, 2012, 07:24 AM   #2
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I want a grilled cheese samach.
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Old November 24th, 2012, 09:02 AM   #3
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I want a bowl of gravy.
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Old November 24th, 2012, 10:52 AM   #4
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Old November 24th, 2012, 11:15 AM   #5
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does she wear a hair net? Nothing worse than hair in my food.
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Old November 24th, 2012, 11:18 AM   #6
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does she wear a hair net? Nothing worse than hair in my food.
Nowhere in that ad did it say it was a 'she'.
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Old November 24th, 2012, 11:31 AM   #7
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Nowhere in that ad did it say it was a 'she'.
Damn your right. Funny tho if it was really a 6 foot heavy set guy that you could surpise a enemy with by buying them a personal chef for the night.
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Old November 24th, 2012, 12:31 PM   #8
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http://nmi.craigslist.org/fbh/3429919408.html

Lonely on those cold, winter nights? Looking for someone attractive to come over and cook you dinner in nothing but a sexy little apron? Whatever your taste buds are searching for, I can cook it for you. I would show up all dolled up, high heels, looking pretty sexy, cook your favorite meal, and we can see where the night leads us! Prices vary by location and meal. Thanks for your interest in our at-home cooking services. Five star food cooked right at home for you!

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What were you searching for
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Old November 24th, 2012, 12:41 PM   #9
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Blumpkin Samich please!












Sorry, totally inapropriate. I apologize.
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Old November 24th, 2012, 01:00 PM   #10
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lol, it was in the help wanted section
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Old November 24th, 2012, 01:11 PM   #11
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Blumpkin Samich please!












Sorry, totally inappropriate. I apologize.
not inappropriate. if paying a hooker $100/HR to make a sammich, she WILL make it however you like or she will get kicked to the curb.
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Old November 24th, 2012, 10:55 PM   #12
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Boston pancake. Worth every penny of the $100 price tag.
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Old November 25th, 2012, 01:07 AM   #13
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