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Old September 20th, 2012, 08:32 PM   #41
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It's also not a good idea to bang married broads.
I did it, but she was cute, and her hubby who i'm pretty sure is gay hadn't banged her in years. Sadly i see why, she was like a dead fish in the sack. on the plus side, he didn't care
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Old September 20th, 2012, 09:38 PM   #42
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I did it, but she was cute, and her hubby who i'm pretty sure is gay hadn't banged her in years. Sadly i see why, she was like a dead fish in the sack. on the plus side, he didn't care
haha. I banged a married chick once too. Said her and her husband hadn't had sex in over 5 years.

She and her (also married) friend approached me and a buddy (we were 21, they were in their mid 30s.). She bragged about being a scientist from Howell, and how her husband didnt need to work BC she made over 100k a year.

She bought us 5-6 rounds of beers and shots...and an hour later -- both me and my buddy were tagging her and her friend. (and what made the story even better was that her "friend", was married to her brother, lmao)


So sorry in advance if any of you are stay at home dads from Howell and your wife is a scientist that bar hops in Ypsi.
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Old September 20th, 2012, 09:42 PM   #43
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haha. I banged a married chick once too. Said her and her husband hadn't had sex in over 5 years.

She and her (also married) friend approached me and a buddy (we were 21, they were in their mid 30s.). She bragged about being a scientist from Howell, and how her husband didnt need to work BC she made over 100k a year.

She bought us 5-6 rounds of beers and shots...and an hour later -- both me and my buddy were tagging her and her friend. (and what made the story even better was that her "friend", was married to her brother, lmao)


So sorry in advance if any of you are stay at home dads from Howell and your wife is a scientist that bar hops in Ypsi.



Wait, married to her own brother or the other girls brother?
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Old September 20th, 2012, 09:44 PM   #44
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I banged a married chick.. My buddy banged her friend. Her friend that my buddy banged, was married to the girl that I banged's brother. Crazy huh?

In other words.. The friend, cheated on her hubby in front of her hubbys sister.

Fuckin' skanks.
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Old September 20th, 2012, 09:49 PM   #45
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I banged a married chick.. My buddy banged her friend. Her friend that my buddy banged, was married to the girl that I banged's brother. Crazy huh?

In other words.. The friend, cheated on her hubby in front of her hubbys sister.

Fuckin' skanks.
Sounds like a good time.
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Old September 20th, 2012, 09:54 PM   #46
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Sounds like a good time.

In theory, it sounds like a GREAT time. However, she was lousy in bed...and she had an unmanicured vagina. But, she was damn cute.
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Old September 20th, 2012, 09:55 PM   #47
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Old September 21st, 2012, 07:08 AM   #48
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I banged a married chick (she was 30) when I was a teenager. She was a freak and I didn't realize how good I had it.
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Old September 21st, 2012, 10:45 AM   #49
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Sounds like I'm the only unlucky one, my fiance left me for my boss, he happened to also be my best friend.
No throats have been slit, so I guess I can control myself a little better.
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Old September 21st, 2012, 11:08 AM   #50
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Sounds like I'm the only unlucky one, my fiance left me for my boss, he happened to also be my best friend.
No throats have been slit, so I guess I can control myself a little better.
That sucks big time man. Lots of good women out there, I seem to notice them a lot more now that I'm married.
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Old September 21st, 2012, 04:42 PM   #51
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