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Old August 13th, 2012, 10:54 AM   #6481
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Here I am thinking it wasn't nearly warm enough for all that swimming.
Glad you got it running and hope it dries out before it starts to stink.
It's my beater rallycross car. It's sole purpose in life is to allow me to beat it like it owes me money. It's actually a pretty fun car for what it is.
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Old August 13th, 2012, 10:57 AM   #6482
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Old August 13th, 2012, 11:10 AM   #6483
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Old August 13th, 2012, 11:45 AM   #6484
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Old August 13th, 2012, 11:48 AM   #6485
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some day, by one of my hoes. i will get a blumkin.
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Old August 13th, 2012, 11:50 AM   #6486
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some day, by one of my hoes. i will get a blumkin.
Not from this ho, Joe.
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Old August 13th, 2012, 11:52 AM   #6487
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Not from this ho, Joe.
word. you're the only one of my hoes that has any class.
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Old August 13th, 2012, 11:54 AM   #6488
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Old August 13th, 2012, 12:07 PM   #6489
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Old August 13th, 2012, 12:08 PM   #6490
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some day, by one of my hoes. i will get a blumkin.
Meh, they're not all they are crapped up to be.
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Old August 13th, 2012, 02:55 PM   #6491
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Is it really that hard to PISS in the bowl ??
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Old August 13th, 2012, 02:57 PM   #6492
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Is it really that hard to PISS in the bowl ??
It depends.... On normal conditions? no.
While in a motor home headed down the freeway? Yes
When drunk? Yes
When horny? Yes
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Old August 13th, 2012, 03:08 PM   #6493
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It depends.... On normal conditions? no.
While in a motor home headed down the freeway? Yes
When drunk? Yes
When horny? Yes
My wife trained the boys to piss in the bowl by throwing cheerios in there and making it a game.

It was all fun and games until she had cheerios for breakfast one morning....
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Old August 13th, 2012, 03:44 PM   #6494
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My wife trained the boys to piss in the bowl by throwing cheerios in there and making it a game.

It was all fun and games until she had cheerios for breakfast one morning....
I tried that trick with my girls. Disaster ensued.
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Old August 13th, 2012, 04:33 PM   #6495
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Is it really that hard to PISS in the bowl ??
Depends directly upon the amount of fucking that ensued the previous evening.
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Old August 13th, 2012, 04:42 PM   #6496
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Old August 13th, 2012, 04:48 PM   #6497
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Old August 14th, 2012, 10:45 AM   #6498
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Old August 14th, 2012, 11:11 AM   #6499
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Hyundai t-bones f-150....the ford won
Big surprise there.

Saw a Dodge Ram rear end a Cayenne, the Ram went home on a stretcher.
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Old August 14th, 2012, 11:27 AM   #6500
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Big surprise there.

Saw a Dodge Ram rear end a Cayenne, the Ram went home on a stretcher.
Cayenne weighs about 1000lbs heavier than a Ram 1500
Betcha didn't know that!
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