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Old August 9th, 2012, 08:12 AM   #1
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A Nigerian Masterpiece

Wow. Just wow. A masterwork of wtf, with bonus points for the title "Chief Paymaster General of the Federation" (which was also in the subject line).

I like the new approach - instead of using the "carrot" of lost money, they're using the "stick" of do it now!

Chief Paymaster General of the Federation
Office of the Accountant General
PMB 20311,
Abuja Nigeria.

Dear Contractor:

I am writing this letter to recover the $20,000,000.00 you accepted to transfer ownership to Mr. James Olson with banking coordinates: ACCOUNT NO., 404237014892]:[FIRST CREDIT TO: FIRST CAROLINA CORPORATE CREDIT UNION ABA – 253184317][ FOR THE BENEFIT OF CPM FEDERAL CREDIT UNION ABA253279536 ] as the new beneficiary of this deposit for the above bank completed.

On March 21, 2012, you entered into a contract with the above name for the change of ownership following a letter jointly signed by you and the bearer.

We have not officially received any confirmation from you confirming that you have officially done so hence our delay in instructing our oversea correspondent bank to release the above funds.

We are therefore advising that you officially do so not later than 5 banking days or we shall assume that you did and effect the remittance to the above account in line with our term of reference.


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Old August 9th, 2012, 08:13 AM   #2
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Sounds legit
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Old August 9th, 2012, 09:43 AM   #3
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Old August 9th, 2012, 07:53 PM   #4
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i get these on our work e-mail. i simply reply "I would love to help. I have contacted The Royal Canadian Mounted Police, and the Canadian Security and Intelligence Service, and they said they will be contacting you and will help you out"

Get a reply several minutes later saying "You sir are insane! I can see that you are unstable and don't really want to help me"
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