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jbsjunk · July 25th, 2012, 09:23 PM

Who needs Google? We have Nuggets.

Nuggets · July 25th, 2012, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by jbsjunk

Who needs Google? We have Nuggets.

Remember, some answers are wrong on purpose.

jbsjunk · July 25th, 2012, 09:26 PM

I would ask why turds are tapered but I know this one already.

It keeps your bum from slamming shut.

Sandals · August 4th, 2012, 12:57 PM

Nuggets, do your balls hang low and wobble to and fro?

Nuggets · August 4th, 2012, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sandals

Nuggets, do your balls hang low and wobble to and fro?

Nope. They stick up real high, damn near touch the sky.

bigbchevy · September 4th, 2012, 02:07 PM

how da dik tat

Nuggets · September 4th, 2012, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by bigbchevy

how da dik tat

My wife wants to have sex but insists on waiting for the swelling to go down.

MusKegon_ZJ_gurl · September 4th, 2012, 03:56 PM

Why is it that the older I get the more easily I'm irritated by everyone?

cant wait for this answer.

Jeeper52 · September 4th, 2012, 04:45 PM

why is it that when I tell people that between me and my brother , we know everything.
They ask me a question and I tell them my brother knows that one, then they keep asking questions. wtf

jbsjunk · September 4th, 2012, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MusKegon_ZJ_gurl

Why is it that the older I get the more easily I'm irritated by everyone?

cant wait for this answer.

Me too.

curbdog17 · September 4th, 2012, 05:48 PM

Why do they cover bridges?

GREASYHANDS · September 4th, 2012, 07:47 PM

Why do arm pits stink but elbow pits not?

firehawk · September 4th, 2012, 08:00 PM

When will the sky fall?

GREASYHANDS · September 5th, 2012, 09:16 PM

what makes rain so pure?

19914x4blazer · September 5th, 2012, 09:44 PM

I know what I was feeling but what was I thinking?

Nuggets · September 5th, 2012, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MusKegon_ZJ_gurl

Why is it that the older I get the more easily I'm irritated by everyone?

cant wait for this answer.

I too have become the same way. I figure I have reached a Zen like state where I have become in touch with my inner asshole. No, I'm not talking about touching the mucus membranes that line the rectum just behind one's balloon knot, I'm talking about realizing the stupidity that surrounds a person on a daily basis and how an individual reacts to it by becoming irritated. Embrace this irritation and share it with those that make you mad. The time has come to stop thinking stupid behavior is acceptable and to rub the offender's nose in the metiphorical pile of shit they created.

Nuggets · September 5th, 2012, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by curbdog17

Why do they cover bridges?

The old bridges were made from wood and there were problems with the decking rotting out quickly. It was found that by covering the bridge with a roof and partial sides, the deck would last much longer.

Nuggets · September 5th, 2012, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by GREASYHANDS

Why do arm pits stink but elbow pits not?

Because it's much easier to jack off a guy at local bath house using your armpit than your elbow pit. Try washing the penis sweat and jizz out of your armpits while it's still fresh. That or stop trying to prove you can still make an armpit fart even if it contains a 10" pen15 in it.

Nuggets · September 5th, 2012, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by 19914x4blazer

I know what I was feeling but what was I thinking?

You were thinking about putting a giant thong on a horse then shooting it in the ass with Nerf gun loaded with chicket brats.

You might want to contact a head doctor about this matter.

hightech · September 6th, 2012, 05:20 AM

December 2012 is supossed to be the end of the world, what will happen to all of us ?
Is there 4 wheelen after life ??

September 4th, 2012, 02:07 PM	#146
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September 4th, 2012, 03:56 PM	#148
MusKegon_ZJ_gurl AMS GLFWDA Join Date: 05-10-08 Location: 49442 Posts: 12,964 iTrader: (4)	Why is it that the older I get the more easily I'm irritated by everyone? cant wait for this answer. __________________ Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up, grow a vagina. These things can take a pounding!

September 4th, 2012, 05:48 PM	#151
curbdog17 Door Alignment Specialist Join Date: 08-10-08 Location: muskegon michigan Posts: 13,801 iTrader: (21)	Why do they cover bridges? __________________ Bare Bones Offroad

September 4th, 2012, 07:47 PM	#152
GREASYHANDS lawless Join Date: 03-16-09 Location: Musky-gone Posts: 7,256 iTrader: (24)	Why do arm pits stink but elbow pits not? __________________ Bare Bones Offroad RIP FS4L

September 5th, 2012, 09:16 PM	#154
GREASYHANDS lawless Join Date: 03-16-09 Location: Musky-gone Posts: 7,256 iTrader: (24)	what makes rain so pure? __________________ Bare Bones Offroad RIP FS4L

July 25th, 2012, 09:23 PM	#141
jbsjunk Stuff Pisses Me Off Join Date: 03-01-08 Location: Almost Allendale Mi Posts: 5,033 iTrader: (25)	Who needs Google? We have Nuggets.

July 25th, 2012, 09:26 PM	#143
jbsjunk Stuff Pisses Me Off Join Date: 03-01-08 Location: Almost Allendale Mi Posts: 5,033 iTrader: (25)	I would ask why turds are tapered but I know this one already. It keeps your bum from slamming shut.

August 4th, 2012, 12:57 PM	#144
Sandals Fucking Zen as Shit Join Date: 11-05-05 Location: Lindenhurst, IL Posts: 14,958 iTrader: (7)	Nuggets, do your balls hang low and wobble to and fro?

September 4th, 2012, 04:45 PM	#149
Jeeper52 Budget, what budget? Join Date: 08-27-11 Location: windsor ontario Posts: 675 iTrader: (4)	why is it that when I tell people that between me and my brother , we know everything. They ask me a question and I tell them my brother knows that one, then they keep asking questions. wtf

September 4th, 2012, 08:00 PM	#153
firehawk MUDTHUG! Join Date: 10-02-07 Location: Clawson, Michigan Posts: 8,918 iTrader: (37)	When will the sky fall?

September 5th, 2012, 09:44 PM	#155
19914x4blazer 360 gamer tag mike93vr4 Join Date: 12-19-07 Location: walled lake 48390 Posts: 1,371 iTrader: (4)	I know what I was feeling but what was I thinking?

September 6th, 2012, 05:20 AM	#160
hightech Crawl 101 Join Date: 04-19-10 Location: Davision Mich, Posts: 540 iTrader: (0)	December 2012 is supossed to be the end of the world, what will happen to all of us ? Is there 4 wheelen after life ??