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Old June 13th, 2012, 07:20 PM   #81
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why do black people have whiteish palms and feet bottoms? (no racism intended)
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Old June 13th, 2012, 08:46 PM   #82
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Old June 13th, 2012, 08:47 PM   #83
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Old June 13th, 2012, 08:50 PM   #84
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If at first you don't succeed, how many times should you try try again.
Option 1) A fool is a person who keeps making the same mistake and expects a different result.

Option 2) The only time you fail is when you stop trying.
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Old June 13th, 2012, 08:58 PM   #85
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why do black people have whiteish palms and feet bottoms? (no racism intended)
Two things are know for turning a black person white (or lightening them up). 1) Work. The more a black person works, the lighter they become. This process starts at the palms and soles and works its way over the rest of the body. it takes very little work to start this process, sometimes as little as the effort to wipe their own ass will start the lighteing process. 2) Child molestation. This will turn the darkest black person snow white (I.E. Michael Jackson) over the course of a few years.
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Old June 14th, 2012, 04:06 PM   #86
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Old June 14th, 2012, 06:02 PM   #87
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Old June 14th, 2012, 06:22 PM   #88
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Why is my labrador afraid of water?
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Old June 14th, 2012, 06:36 PM   #89
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Why is my labrador afraid of water?
This problem goes way back to when your dog was a puppy. It was during a nice warm summer day and you were giving doggy a bath outside and using the hose to rinse the dog off. You had just lifted the dog's tail to rinse the backside of it when you became distracted by an ice cream truck that was blaring the song Detachable Penis through the PA system (Why that song, I don't know). In your destraction you inadvertently inserted the hose nozzle up your doggy's dirt chute for about 3 seconds with the nozzle going full blast. Needless to say, you pup was tramatized by this incident and lives in fear of projectile shitting on you carpet (like it did the day you gave it an involuntary enema).
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... thats why the neighbor kid said the hose water tasted like shit.
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Old June 15th, 2012, 05:46 PM   #94
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Have you ever ate out at Midland Holiday Inn and Big E's Sports Grill?
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Have you ever ate out at Midland Holiday Inn and Big E's Sports Grill?
Ate out at those places? No, but I did bang a chick in the parking lot of Big E's.
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Why do men have "Moobs"?
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Old June 15th, 2012, 08:59 PM   #97
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Why do men have "Moobs"?
Not all men have moobs. Some have tits (pre-op), some have a normal chest, and those that can't stop shoveling snack cakes into their mouth have moobs.
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Do all dogs go to heaven?
No. Heaven is a fictional place used by those with power to control those without power (or rational thinking) by convincing the underlings that if they do whatever the they're told, they will go to this magic place where the streets are paved with gold and the women stay virgins no matter how many times you fukc them.

Invertebrates don't go to heaven either.
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