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Old June 6th, 2012, 09:05 AM   #41
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Why aren't all goldfish gold?
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Old June 6th, 2012, 09:36 AM   #42
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What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
African or European?
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Old June 6th, 2012, 09:37 AM   #43
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Interacial breeding.
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Old June 6th, 2012, 09:39 AM   #44
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Why do farts always smell worse in the shower?
Farts don't like water so when you fart in the shower, the stench molecules cluster together to avoid the water droplets. By the time the fart reaches your nose, it's highly concentrated.
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Old June 6th, 2012, 09:43 AM   #45
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How exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does a sun set? How exactly does a posi-trac rear-end on a Plymouth work?
A rainbow is made by sunlight passing through homosexual water droplets.


As the sun rotates around the earth, it feels the need to go to the backside of the planet and check out dat ass.

Plymouth posi-traction works by a series of clutchs in the rear differential controled by temporarily unemployed underwear gnomes.
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Old June 6th, 2012, 09:46 AM   #46
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Why does it burn when I take a shit? And why can't you donate sperm after getting shot in the nuts with a 22 LR??

Ps the 22 hurt like hell
1) Stop launching bottle rockets from your anus

2) You can donate sperm after being shot in the nuts but you will have to wait until the lead levels drop to about the same concentration as Lake Erie perch.
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Old June 6th, 2012, 09:49 AM   #47
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Old June 6th, 2012, 10:39 AM   #48
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Why is it that the harder I try to be nice, the more ass necks i encounter?
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Old June 6th, 2012, 12:39 PM   #49
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who really gives a fukc ?
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Why is it that the harder I try to be nice, the more ass necks i encounter?
Youre female. Its in your nature to be a heartless bitch.
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Old June 6th, 2012, 12:46 PM   #51
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Youre female. Its in your nature to be a heartless bitch.
No truer words have ever been typed on the interwebz.
you win this shit for the day!
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Old June 6th, 2012, 02:10 PM   #52
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you win this shit for the day!
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Old June 6th, 2012, 09:13 PM   #53
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Why is it that the harder I try to be nice, the more ass necks i encounter?
hey really, I apologized and forgave you.

I thought we were over this.
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Old June 6th, 2012, 09:21 PM   #54
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If i had a 5 gallon jug and a 3 gallon jug, how would I make a 37 oz glass of wombat piss?
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Old June 6th, 2012, 10:27 PM   #55
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Get 4 wombats and just wait them out.
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The Amish seem very concerned.
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Old June 6th, 2012, 10:52 PM   #57
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If you were sitting on the edge of a 150 story building, and let a 3.5" steamer go, how long will it take to reach the sidewalk, and what are the statistics someone is wearing your dump?
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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Old June 6th, 2012, 11:05 PM   #59
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If you were sitting on the edge of a 150 story building, and let a 3.5" steamer go, how long will it take to reach the sidewalk, and what are the statistics someone is wearing your dump?
According to Brown's law of fecal acceleration, when the turd reaches 88 mph, it will break up and disperse in all directions. So in summary, everybody will have a piece of colon gold to take home with them.
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Old June 6th, 2012, 11:06 PM   #60
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
65,292 if you use a guinea pig to do the licking.
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