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Old April 12th, 2012, 08:58 AM   #1
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Default I thought this was pretty funny, old man and his garden

An old gentleman lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love, Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
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Old April 12th, 2012, 09:00 AM   #2
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lmao that was funny
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Old April 12th, 2012, 09:02 AM   #3
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Lol! 8/10
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Old April 12th, 2012, 09:04 AM   #4
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Haha.. pretty good.
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Old April 12th, 2012, 09:17 AM   #5
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I have bodies buried in my garden.

Let see if it works
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Old April 12th, 2012, 10:44 AM   #6
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im game ill try it too

I have boddies in the weeds in the lake up at the cottage
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Old April 12th, 2012, 08:11 PM   #7
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reminds me of this:


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A 2006 tip led officials to dig up parts of a Michigan horse farm just a few years ago. FBI agents, archaeologists, cadaver dogs and anthropologists were all called in to assess the situation, which turned out to be… nothing. But the circumstantial evidence was pretty decent – at the time of Hoffa’s disappearance, it was owned by a Teamsters official by the name of Rolland McMaster. A barn on the property was often used for Teamsters meetings, and the day Hoffa disappeared, there was a lot of unusual activity on the farm – including the use of a backhoe near the barn. However, after spending $250,000 and digging a 50 by 40-foot hole on the property, not a thing was found (aside from some pipes and beer cans).
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Old April 12th, 2012, 08:15 PM   #8
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haha
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Old April 12th, 2012, 08:16 PM   #9
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Pretty funny there chief!
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