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Old April 11th, 2012, 11:24 AM   #21
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I dont know if anyone remembers it but, the CL ad for the "piece of shit boat for sale" was damn funny.

"I have an 18' flasspar boat for sale. It has an 85hp evinrude motor that runs pretty good, but is cavitates like a mother as soon as you go faster than 20mph. The floor was redone, but I was drunk when I did it so it, so it should prob. be done again. It has a brand new bilge pump in it too, because this thing is most likely going to take on water the second you launch it. It has a windshield, which is nice, but its cracked. Last time I took it out there was a small electrical fire, But I put it out and it has not started again so I asume its good to go. Great boat for someone that wants to constantly work on their toys or does not mind breaking down everytime you go out. I started drinking about two hours ago, so if you want this thing your better call quick because I'll be hammered ass drunk in another couple hours.
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Old April 11th, 2012, 11:26 AM   #22
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I dont know if anyone remembers it but, the CL ad for the "piece of shit boat for sale" was damn funny.

"I have an 18' flasspar boat for sale. It has an 85hp evinrude motor that runs pretty good, but is cavitates like a mother as soon as you go faster than 20mph. The floor was redone, but I was drunk when I did it so it, so it should prob. be done again. It has a brand new bilge pump in it too, because this thing is most likely going to take on water the second you launch it. It has a windshield, which is nice, but its cracked. Last time I took it out there was a small electrical fire, But I put it out and it has not started again so I asume its good to go. Great boat for someone that wants to constantly work on their toys or does not mind breaking down everytime you go out. I started drinking about two hours ago, so if you want this thing your better call quick because I'll be hammered ass drunk in another couple hours.
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Sounds like a good number of the things people post on here for sale.
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Old April 11th, 2012, 11:35 AM   #23
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I dont know if anyone remembers it but, the CL ad for the "piece of shit boat for sale" was damn funny.

"I have an 18' flasspar boat for sale. It has an 85hp evinrude motor that runs pretty good, but is cavitates like a mother as soon as you go faster than 20mph. The floor was redone, but I was drunk when I did it so it, so it should prob. be done again. It has a brand new bilge pump in it too, because this thing is most likely going to take on water the second you launch it. It has a windshield, which is nice, but its cracked. Last time I took it out there was a small electrical fire, But I put it out and it has not started again so I asume its good to go. Great boat for someone that wants to constantly work on their toys or does not mind breaking down everytime you go out. I started drinking about two hours ago, so if you want this thing your better call quick because I'll be hammered ass drunk in another couple hours.
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Old April 11th, 2012, 11:36 AM   #24
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Too new by far...
That was MJ days. I don't think she ever even was on here.

Nice girl, but was in her early 20's IIRC and, thanks to tanning I believe, had the complexion of an old catcher's mitt.
Lmao! We had a girl at OTC that tanned so much, she looked like a traffic cone. Very sad that people think it's hot to look like fruit. BTW, what does IIRC mean?
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Lmao! We had a girl at OTC that tanned so much, she looked like a traffic cone. Very sad that people think it's hot to look like fruit. BTW, what does IIRC mean?
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Old April 11th, 2012, 11:42 AM   #26
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Hahaha That's okay. Least you can pass on your knowledge to the less fortunate, like me!
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Old April 11th, 2012, 11:56 AM   #27
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I dont know if anyone remembers it but, the CL ad for the "piece of shit boat for sale" was damn funny.

"I have an 18' flasspar boat for sale. It has an 85hp evinrude motor that runs pretty good, but is cavitates like a mother as soon as you go faster than 20mph. The floor was redone, but I was drunk when I did it so it, so it should prob. be done again. It has a brand new bilge pump in it too, because this thing is most likely going to take on water the second you launch it. It has a windshield, which is nice, but its cracked. Last time I took it out there was a small electrical fire, But I put it out and it has not started again so I asume its good to go. Great boat for someone that wants to constantly work on their toys or does not mind breaking down everytime you go out. I started drinking about two hours ago, so if you want this thing your better call quick because I'll be hammered ass drunk in another couple hours.
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Lmao! We had a girl at OTC that tanned so much, she looked like a traffic cone. Very sad that people think it's hot to look like fruit. BTW, what does IIRC mean?
Is a traffic cone classified as a fruit? Am I missing something here?

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I've always read that as If I Recall Correctly.

Of course it means the same thing...I'm just sayin'.
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Old April 11th, 2012, 12:28 PM   #29
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Damn it.. you made me laugh in the middle of taking a drink... then i quickly swallowed and inhaled a little bit. I went from laughing to choking to coughing and having watery eyes all in like 2 seconds.
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Old April 11th, 2012, 02:31 PM   #31
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Is a traffic cone classified as a fruit? Am I missing something here?
Sorry, I mean a traffic cone is orange. And an orange is orange...
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Old April 11th, 2012, 03:45 PM   #33
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Now this thread is starting to get humorous!
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Old April 11th, 2012, 03:55 PM   #34
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Just in case anyone wanted to know. I emailed the guy about those couches, thinking about getting them and throwing them in my basement!!
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Old April 11th, 2012, 09:35 PM   #35
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Just in case anyone wanted to know. I emailed the guy about those couches, thinking about getting them and throwing them in my basement!!
Sweet dude, I was totally wondering if you did.
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Old April 12th, 2012, 07:51 AM   #36
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Just in case anyone wanted to know. I emailed the guy about those couches, thinking about getting them and throwing them in my basement!!
dude I was totally curious about this bodacious event! It's totally rad that you shared it with us and now we can all revel in your stoke!

What a sweet man cave you will have with these awesome couches!

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
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that ad could have been slightly funny if it had something like:

"BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.....IF YOU TAKE IT NOW, WE'LL THROW IN EVERYTHING THAT'S STUCK BETWEEN THE CUSHIONS!"
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that ad could have been slightly funny if it had something like:

"BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.....IF YOU TAKE IT NOW, WE'LL THROW IN EVERYTHING THAT'S STUCK BETWEEN THE CUSHIONS!"
Oh man that would've been hilarious.
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dude I was totally curious about this bodacious event! It's totally rad that you shared it with us and now we can all revel in your stoke!

What a sweet man cave you will have with these awesome couches!

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
Now we can all revel in your stoke!!! LMAO!!!
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