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Old March 29th, 2012, 10:40 AM   #21
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Personally i've begun construction of an Ark, with the amount of useless fucktards currently on this planet I believe time has come for another great flood.

Good theory, but if we stay Biblical;

Genesis 9:11
I establish my covenant with you: Never again will all life be cut off by the waters of a flood; never again will there be a flood to destroy the earth."

Of course God could destroy some life with floods, and not all. So, yeah,.....go ahead and build an arc.
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Old March 29th, 2012, 11:11 AM   #22
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you could have slowed down and gotten in behind him. shitty driving goes both ways.
yeah, except I had already slowed down and attempted to get behind the 2 cars in front of him, but nice theory douchebowtie.
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Old March 29th, 2012, 03:00 PM   #23
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Sorry I'm late, just got home.
The guy may or may not be a Christian we don't know. Him sporting stickers on his bumper claiming he is and acting as you discribed, he is a poor witness to people that don't believe and give the rest of us a bad rap.
You did the more Christian thing by ignoring his bad behavior.
Maybe he was having a real bad day and maybe he is a new Christain and still kinda in his old ways but trying to do be more like Jesus. When you wanted to merge over he forgot how he should respond and lost it. We don't know.
Even on my bad days I don't act like that.
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Old March 29th, 2012, 03:21 PM   #24
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Hey Chadrick,

this was the bumper sticker:




He was either a hypocrite or a man who enjoys teasing believing men (which is evidenced by both the fine print and the coexist thing).

Jesus loves you. ;)
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Old March 29th, 2012, 03:23 PM   #25
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Hey Chadrick,

this was the bumper sticker:




He was either a hypocrite or a man who enjoys teasing believing men (which is evidenced by both the fine print and the coexist thing).

Jesus loves you. ;)
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Old March 29th, 2012, 03:38 PM   #26
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Old March 29th, 2012, 04:38 PM   #27
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Even though he has a bumper sticker claiming to believe in jesus, he was a asshole.

I a firm believer in god and a practicing christian, but I am also human.

People do stupid stuff every day, and this guy is a prime example.

Hell i have pulled out of the church parking lot on a sunday and said a few choice words to someone in traffic,because there are idiots everywhere.

Kickstand, you were the bigger and smarter man here and if more people would act like you in these type of situations the world would be better off.
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Old March 29th, 2012, 04:44 PM   #28
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so, here I am driving down i-96 in rush hour traffic........

Is this guy sinning? He didn't seem like a very friendly religious chap.

what would jesus do?
We all sin. If he wasn't sinning by his actions I'm sure he was in some other form. He's a Human. We're all Sinners. This guy could have a problem with road rage. I know I struggle with it sometimes.

Jesus would probably not have owned an Escalade being that he told his disciples to sell all thier possessions. That's not a command you can give someone and not follow your self.

Seriously though, he probably would have been patient with you and showed you love by allowing you to get in.

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don't be a dumb @$$...........................Your personality to this point has been shown based on logic. Why do you have to say this crap?
Show me one verse in the Christian Bible that says any man other than Jesus, is without sin?

Typical hate on Christians, you don't know if the guy bought that car the day before or not. You don't know if he's even a Christian or not...........Could be the wifes car. Yep, non-Christians marry Christians.

I'm so sick of this.

Chad, you're stirring up crap again. You owe me a now.
I think he was Joking. We're all Hypocritical Christians. We strive to be like Christ, who was perfect, but fail every day. He's actually right on the money, IMO. Most Christians don't act 'Christian' they act human.


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I'm pretty sure even Jesus would be annoyed by the massive amount of fucktards that have sprung up in the past 2000 years. I'm pretty sure Jesus would give a call to his dad and start the end of days if he witnessed some of this shit first hand.
Technically (And Biblically) if Jesus were here it would be the end of days. Granted, when he does come back his last worry will be about that guy that cut him of in traffic.
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Old March 29th, 2012, 04:50 PM   #29
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don't be a dumb @$$...........................Your personality to this point has been shown based on logic. Why do you have to say this crap?
Show me one verse in the Christian Bible that says any man other than Jesus, is without sin?

Typical hate on Christians, you don't know if the guy bought that car the day before or not. You don't know if he's even a Christian or not...........Could be the wifes car. Yep, non-Christians marry Christians.

I'm so sick of this.

Chad, you're stirring up crap again. You owe me a now.
It was meant as a sarcastic poke at Chad. No hate toward Christians intended.
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What would Jesus do?


Probably hit the brakes too hard, overcorrected when the Escalade started to skid, and rolled several times possibly causing a multi car pileup.




Why?




Because there is no evidence in the Bible that Jesus knows how to drive.
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Old March 29th, 2012, 06:06 PM   #31
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It was meant as a sarcastic poke at Chad. No hate toward Christians intended.

Understood and accepted
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Probably hit the brakes too hard, overcorrected when the Escalade started to skid, and rolled several times possibly causing a multi car pileup.




Why?




Because there is no evidence in the Bible that Jesus knows how to drive.
He 'drove' a Donkey. Does that count?
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He 'drove' a Donkey. Does that count?
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He 'drove' a Donkey. Does that count?
No, since the donkey will not allow itself to crash.

Oh- and 'driving' a donkey sounds pervy, dude.
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Because there is no evidence in the Bible that Jesus knows how to drive.
The Bible DOES say they were all in one accord.

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I'm getting a chuckle out of this post, some good responses both serious and funny....Dave, do you think they would all fit in one Accord? Also do you think that Jesus could have found a domestic offering in the holy land instead of buying an import?
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Dave, do you think they would all fit in one Accord?

Also do you think that Jesus could have found a domestic offering in the holy land instead of buying an import?
Well, the disciples weren't Mexican, but there is no evidence suggesting they could not pack in. I imagine they would double duty a mule (get your mind out of the gutter) like the guys from Dumb & Dumber did that spree. So in the same spirit, I am sure 13 could fit in a Honda if they were in dire need for travel.

I really don't know how to answer the latter. I do know he was benevolently granted the mule for his triumphant march into Jerusalem. There was no indication the mule was purchased across the red sea or anything. I suppose we will never know!
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He 'drove' a Donkey. Does that count?
I figured he was an ass man.
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He was also a sword man. Matter of fact, he was so badass he told his guys to sell their clothes to fund purchase of a sword. Dead serious.
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