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Old March 9th, 2012, 09:00 AM   #1
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All Chuck Norris Facts & Jokes

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Old March 9th, 2012, 09:39 AM   #2
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Chuck Norris is only alive because jack Bauer let him.
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Old March 9th, 2012, 09:53 AM   #3
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I think Chuck Norris's Bday is tomorrow
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Old March 9th, 2012, 09:55 AM   #4
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chuck norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it
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Old March 9th, 2012, 11:07 AM   #5
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret...............
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Old March 9th, 2012, 11:18 AM   #6
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I don't care how long these have been around. They are still funny.
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Old March 9th, 2012, 11:19 AM   #7
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Old March 9th, 2012, 11:33 AM   #8
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If it looks like a duck , walks like a duck , sounds like a duck. and Chuck Norris says its a cow. its a fucking cow.
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Old March 9th, 2012, 11:51 AM   #9
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Old March 9th, 2012, 12:24 PM   #10
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The only reason MI did not get a winter this year, is Chuck Norris scarred it away.
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Old March 9th, 2012, 12:46 PM   #11
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anyone wonder if Chuck himself gets a kick out of these like the rest of us?
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Old March 9th, 2012, 12:54 PM   #12
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anyone wonder if Chuck himself gets a kick out of these like the rest of us?
he had an interview on some talk show where he was reading them and laughing at them so i would say yes
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Old March 9th, 2012, 01:07 PM   #13
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