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Old January 12th, 2012, 03:41 PM   #1041
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Me so horny. Wife says no goodies till I get chopped
When I got chopped I took the weekend off. Wish I'd taken the week! Don't go watching the YouTube video and try to prep yourself before hand. It really doesn't help.

Before my procedure, there was a young guy with his wife. You could tell the decision was made by wifey. He was scared, and trying to look tough. He looked like he was going to barf any second. When the nurse came to the waiting room to see who wanted to be first, I jumped up. Went in, got chopped, and was out in 20 minutes. I passed it off like it was no big thing. I walked out straight and tall, smiling, gave the guy two thumbs up, and said "no problem man!". I laughed as I got into the car, wincing in pain, wondering why I let some dr inject my nuts. Thankfully I never have to have it done again...
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Old January 12th, 2012, 03:42 PM   #1042
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My ex was playing softball the next day. Quit being a pussy.
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Old January 12th, 2012, 03:53 PM   #1043
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Don't listen to women about the post surgical aspect of this. They could never know what we go through to give them children, and to not give them children. You will need several days rest and allot of whiskey to ease the pain.
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Old January 12th, 2012, 03:54 PM   #1044
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My friends have all told me take the weekend and sit around. I just can't bear the thought of having my nuts cut. I guess a circumcision would be worse as an adult tho.
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Old January 12th, 2012, 03:55 PM   #1045
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Don't listen to women about the post surgical aspect of this. They could never know what we go through to give them children, and to not give them children. You will need several days rest and allot of whiskey to ease the pain.
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Old January 12th, 2012, 03:58 PM   #1046
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Ex said the numbing was the worst part. I wouldn't be real happy with needles there either I don't imagine.

Either way it's a much less invasive surgery for you then it is for her.
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You sure like talking about your ex

Much simpler and cheaper for me to be cut than her.
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Old January 12th, 2012, 04:25 PM   #1048
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You sure like talking about your ex

Much simpler and cheaper for me to be cut than her.

Not really, but i've never had a vasectomy, so going by what he said.
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Old January 12th, 2012, 04:26 PM   #1049
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Busting a nut without fear deep into the promised land is worth the little bit of pain from a vasectomy. Man up.
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Old January 12th, 2012, 04:26 PM   #1050
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The dr who was snipping me said of the thirty years he has been cutting on nuts, only one person wanted to watch.

Told me his brother performed his own on a Saturday morning.
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Old January 12th, 2012, 04:36 PM   #1051
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Its not bad! I sat all weekend and on monday delivered a full truck of refrigerators. Don't be a pussy
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Old January 12th, 2012, 04:37 PM   #1052
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Ex said the numbing was the worst part. I wouldn't be real happy with needles there either I don't imagine.

Either way it's a much less invasive surgery for you then it is for her.
x2 - think of someone slowly squeezing your testicles just up to where it feels unbearable, then....nothing. You literally are a numbnutz Felt a couple of tugs and it was over before I knew it. I walked out with no troubles or pain at all. That afternoon, I used a bag of frozen peas - then nothing after that. Wore a jockstrap for a week and was fine.

Way, way, way, way less invasive than what a woman has to go through. If you're thinking of sterilization - it's pretty retarded to have the woman go through with it.
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Recommendations on a doctor to perform said work?
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Old January 12th, 2012, 04:50 PM   #1054
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NOT the 1 guy that dose it in muskegon. Srsly only one guy dose it and I know 2 guys that had bad experiances (LOTs o brusing/pain I guess). Don't know my docs name but he has a office across from holland hospital
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No idea where in the motherfuck "Lickin Chicken" is, but Dr. Ohl in Ann Arbor did mine. No complaints here.
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Old January 12th, 2012, 05:07 PM   #1056
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Anyone remember the cost of this little procedure? My health insurance won't pick it up because it is elective.


I wouldn't mind more kids, but the thought of having 3 kids with 3 different women seems like asking for trouble.
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Old January 12th, 2012, 05:11 PM   #1057
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Ins paid for mine, they said it was cheaper than us having another pre mature baby lol
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Old January 12th, 2012, 05:16 PM   #1058
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NOT the 1 guy that dose it in muskegon. Srsly only one guy dose it and I know 2 guys that had bad experiances (LOTs o brusing/pain I guess). Don't know my docs name but he has a office across from holland hospital
I can think of a few Drs I know that do it in muskegon, but most are done by Dr Flemming he did mine it worked fine.I would recommend him. You need to make sure your wife knows how much pain you are in, this it's the most important part of the vasectomy.
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Old January 12th, 2012, 05:18 PM   #1059
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No wonder you all are such women, you have all given up your manhood.
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Old January 12th, 2012, 05:19 PM   #1060
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