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Old January 9th, 2012, 07:58 PM   #881
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Old January 9th, 2012, 08:06 PM   #882
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Old January 9th, 2012, 08:11 PM   #883
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I'm repairing drywall at my shop that I already paid and individual to do. It was a while ago and the person (married to wife's cousin) needed some cash and offered to fix some water damaged drywall in my office. He worked one day and asked for money, so I gave him what I thought the total job would cost. He disappeared after that. I later found out that he took the money and bought some cocain with it. Loser.
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Old January 9th, 2012, 08:15 PM   #884
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I'm repairing drywall at my shop that I already paid and individual to do. It was a while ago and the person (married to wife's cousin) needed some cash and offered to fix some water damaged drywall in my office. He worked one day and asked for money, so I gave him what I thought the total job would cost. He disappeared after that. I later found out that he took the money and bought some cocain with it. Loser.
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Old January 9th, 2012, 08:22 PM   #885
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Old January 9th, 2012, 08:23 PM   #886
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I've found it easier to cut out the middleman and pay in small amounts of cocaine.
Always make sure worker knows you have more as soon as work is done. It's amazing how fast the job gets finished.
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Old January 9th, 2012, 08:29 PM   #887
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I've found it easier to cut out the middleman and pay in small amounts of cocaine.
Always make sure worker knows you have more as soon as work is done. It's amazing how fast the job gets finished.
I've found that meth-heads work faster than the average coke addict. Their dental hygiene is usually a bit lacking though.
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Old January 9th, 2012, 08:30 PM   #888
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I hate those commercials for that wireless company where they think they are rich cus they saved $10 a month.
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Old January 9th, 2012, 08:31 PM   #889
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I've found it easier to cut out the middleman and pay in small amounts of cocaine.
Always make sure worker knows you have more as soon as work is done. It's amazing how fast the job gets finished.
This works well with strippers too. $50 in coke will get you $200 in labor.
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Old January 9th, 2012, 08:33 PM   #890
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I've known the guy a long time time and I respected him. He was going through a divorce yada yada yada and needed some money. What I did not know was that he had discovered booger sugar. He ended up moving out of state for awhile then back here then south a ways. I see him ever now and then but I just sort of nod at him because I really don't want to talk to him.

Cocain is a powerful drug. After this guy's wife left him over the drugs and other issues, she decided to console herself by jumping on every ninja dick available. For some reason, I find her alcohol fueled ninja sesions funny.
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Old January 9th, 2012, 08:40 PM   #891
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I've known the guy a long time time and I respected him. He was going through a divorce yada yada yada and needed some money. What I did not know was that he had discovered booger sugar. He ended up moving out of state for awhile then back here then south a ways. I see him ever now and then but I just sort of nod at him because I really don't want to talk to him.

Cocain is a powerful drug. After this guy's wife left him over the drugs and other issues, she decided to console herself by jumping on every ninja dick available. For some reason, I find her alcohol fueled ninja sesions funny.
Pics of her?
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Old January 9th, 2012, 08:45 PM   #892
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Typical almost 40 bar whore. She's starting to look worn.
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Old January 9th, 2012, 09:27 PM   #893
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Old January 9th, 2012, 09:50 PM   #894
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Old January 9th, 2012, 09:56 PM   #895
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Old January 9th, 2012, 10:09 PM   #896
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Old January 9th, 2012, 10:31 PM   #897
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Anyone know what would cause a 91 century to pull suddenly/quickly to the right as soon as it hits 35?
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Old January 9th, 2012, 10:54 PM   #898
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Old January 9th, 2012, 11:32 PM   #899
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Old January 10th, 2012, 12:05 AM   #900
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Why do people feel the need to illegally wheel, and then defend themselves when they shitstorm starts?
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