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Old January 8th, 2012, 07:12 AM   #741
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When i first moved to Colorado . You could not buy beer on Sunday at a liquor store (good beer 6,7,8 plus %) . Only at a grocery store which is 3.2% . A couple years ago they change that law .

You could make some good money selling people beer on Sunday . That didn't stock up or drank it all the night before .

I always have beer in my fridge
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Old January 8th, 2012, 07:24 AM   #742
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Old January 8th, 2012, 07:30 AM   #743
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there, they're or their?
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Old January 8th, 2012, 07:44 AM   #744
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there, they're or their?
Did not know which to put .

I got a 6 pack of this tonight for a tip . Never had it , its 8% ?
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Old January 8th, 2012, 09:14 AM   #745
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I wish my comforter fit in my washer. :sigh:
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Old January 8th, 2012, 09:35 AM   #746
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[quote]Did not know which to put . [quote]


which or witch?
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Old January 8th, 2012, 09:47 AM   #747
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no milk, guess I will have toast... Damn frosted flakes were looking pretty damn good.
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Old January 8th, 2012, 10:07 AM   #748
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Does a man's dick go from tasting great to tasting horrible after a woman eats wedding cake?
Try changing soap so she thinks it tastes like boyfriend dick instead of husband dick or try actually washing it before presenting it to her.
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Old January 8th, 2012, 10:12 AM   #749
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Im out of clean underwear again......should I start doing my own laundry?
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Im out of clean underwear again......should I start doing my own laundry?
No, just start going commando.
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Old January 8th, 2012, 10:23 AM   #751
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Switch to wearing hers.
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Old January 8th, 2012, 10:35 AM   #752
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almost done at work!
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Old January 8th, 2012, 10:45 AM   #753
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Try changing soap so she thinks it tastes like boyfriend dick instead of husband dick or try actually washing it before presenting it to her.
I've tried using soap that smells like money but no luck.
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Old January 8th, 2012, 11:07 AM   #754
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My wife said we can't have sex because of her period. I said her mouth isn't on it's period. Looks like its masturbation for me tonight.
and this is why you done get your knob slobbed by your wife.

of course her mouth isn't on her period, but how often she does this deed for you has a lot to do with your attitude towards the act. If you feel like you're entitled to it and expect her to be your wife and suck your dick when she can't please you in other ways.... its a big turn off. Act like its a present and a gift! Give positive reinforcement (oh baby, last night was SOO hot!! yummmy yummy!)and she'll think of pleasing you more often, and might actually think of pleasing you before you have to ask for it




my random thought: why do vitamins have to taste and smell soo shitty! I can literally smell my vitamin sitting on the desk in front of me. gross
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Old January 8th, 2012, 12:02 PM   #755
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my random thought: why do vitamins have to taste and smell soo shitty! I can literally smell my vitamin sitting on the desk in front of me. gross
B Complex (IMO) is the worst and smells a lot like
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My wife took a dose of vitamins last night.
Now she's cleaning out closets of shit for me to bring and put in the barn.
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Old January 8th, 2012, 12:18 PM   #757
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and this is why you done get your knob slobbed by your wife.

of course her mouth isn't on her period, but how often she does this deed for you has a lot to do with your attitude towards the act. If you feel like you're entitled to it and expect her to be your wife and suck your dick when she can't please you in other ways.... its a big turn off. Act like its a present and a gift! Give positive reinforcement (oh baby, last night was SOO hot!! yummmy yummy!)and she'll think of pleasing you more often, and might actually think of pleasing you before you have to ask for it




my random thought: why do vitamins have to taste and smell soo shitty! I can literally smell my vitamin sitting on the desk in front of me. gross
You take me way too serious. You should know by now that most of what I post is just bullshit to make people laugh. The actual saying is "Your ass isn't on it's period.". I said mouth to her because she is not into rump sex and I don't feel the need to get shit on my ding dong. She laughted it off because she knew I wasn't serious. Also, she is not very skilled in the garlgle the dragon department so I don't push the issue. However, she is gifted in the southern hemisphere.

I'm actually happily married to a wonderful person (almost 17 years). I make fun of marriage because there are some truths to the jokes. In reality, I would be lost without my wife.

Now, back to the sillyness.
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Leanz........
Pretty face with a dirty mouth
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Old January 8th, 2012, 12:27 PM   #759
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I'm not joking. Vitamin. D gave her tons of energy and ideas of stuff for me to do.
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Old January 8th, 2012, 12:28 PM   #760
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I would hit her with a protein shake.
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