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Old January 7th, 2012, 04:07 PM   #721
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I just found out my big truck can haul 10 face cord of wood with room for maybe two more.
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Old January 7th, 2012, 04:14 PM   #722
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Old January 7th, 2012, 04:15 PM   #723
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Old January 7th, 2012, 04:46 PM   #724
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Is buying a dually diesel truck a "want" or a "need". I say need, she says want. So confused.
If I had it to do all over again, I would've went with a dually.
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Old January 7th, 2012, 04:59 PM   #725
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If I had it to do all over again, I would've went with a dually.
please explain, i'm looking at a truck that is non dually to tow/haul with.
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Old January 7th, 2012, 05:00 PM   #726
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I was thinking roses..........that way it would smell good everywhere you went.

Besides, doesn't every woman deserve roses?
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Old January 7th, 2012, 05:09 PM   #727
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Is buying a dually diesel truck a "want" or a "need". I say need, she says want. So confused.
You must have 4wd if you want a dually. A 2wd dually will get stuck on it's own shadow. They suck in the snow and mud. I've even had mine stuck in wet grass when I had a 6500 pound trailer hooked to it.

If I didn't have heavy stuff to haul, I'd opt out for a 4wd 3/4 ton.
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Old January 7th, 2012, 05:14 PM   #728
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please explain, i'm looking at a truck that is non dually to tow/haul with.
Well - it is like 2WD vs. 4WD; weighing the added expense vs when you actually need it. I went with a 3/4 ton truck so I could have a truck camper in the bed and pull a trailer behind it.

As I get older, I start liking the idea of a bigger truck camper - and with the max payload of my SRW around #3300, the camper models I was looking at are just out of reach.
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Old January 7th, 2012, 05:32 PM   #729
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You must have 4wd if you want a dually. A 2wd dually will get stuck on it's own shadow. They suck in the snow and mud. I've even had mine stuck in wet grass when I had a 6500 pound trailer hooked to it.

If I didn't have heavy stuff to haul, I'd opt out for a 4wd 3/4 ton.
I've been known to get stuck on dry grass, empty...

Sometimes I wish I had auto-locking hubs.
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Old January 7th, 2012, 05:53 PM   #730
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Old January 7th, 2012, 06:02 PM   #731
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Next is my phone...
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Old January 7th, 2012, 11:58 PM   #732
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My wife said we can't have sex because of her period. I said her mouth isn't on it's period. Looks like its masturbation for me tonight.
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Old January 8th, 2012, 12:05 AM   #733
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My penis is bullimic. It's nice big (relative term), it throws up a couple of times, then it gets all skinny and nasty looking.
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Chilly weather sniffles provide surprisingly chewy, tasty treats!
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Old January 8th, 2012, 12:54 AM   #735
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Chilly weather sniffles provide surprisingly chewy, tasty treats!
Snort some cinnamon for even tastier treats.
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Old January 8th, 2012, 01:32 AM   #736
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I think the top part of a leatherman (the pliers side) was made for opening beer...
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Old January 8th, 2012, 02:47 AM   #737
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My wife killed the trans in the Durango.


She has been driving the HHR to work.


Today I had to fix a flat on it, (Right rear) and noticed the right front rim is bent, and the bumper is scraped on the bottom.

She apparently drove over a parking curb- the same way she killed the Benz- except that took out a crossmember and the radiator.

I pointed this out- and her response is "I didn't do it!"

I asked who else has been driving it- "Nobody"
























Now, what I need to know, is there anyone here who can remove the dents in my siding from where I beat my head against the wall?
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Old January 8th, 2012, 05:34 AM   #739
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My day is there night . There day is my night .

Its funny how people look at you funny for drinking a beer at 8am . When they are drinking coffee .

But when i show up to work drinking coffee . They have been drinking all afternoon .
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