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Old December 25th, 2011, 07:41 AM   #281
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in 5 minutes time presents were opened, now they are playing with boxes.
Off to the next stop.
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Old December 25th, 2011, 09:41 AM   #282
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Why do beans make you fart? Why can't birds fart?
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Old December 25th, 2011, 10:15 AM   #283
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Why do beans make you fart? Why can't birds fart?
birds cant fart
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Old December 25th, 2011, 10:22 AM   #284
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Birds can fart, they just don't.
They don't have the type of digestional bacteria's we do, so they don't produce farts.
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Old December 25th, 2011, 10:25 AM   #285
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Birds can fart, they just don't.
They don't have the type of digestional bacteria's we do, so they don't produce farts.
are you some type of bird dr or something?
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Old December 25th, 2011, 10:28 AM   #286
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How do you know when a moth farts?



It flies straight.
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Old December 25th, 2011, 10:40 AM   #287
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I'm on my 3rd Christmas today.
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Old December 25th, 2011, 01:54 PM   #288
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It flies straight.
I loled a little.
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Old December 25th, 2011, 03:04 PM   #289
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Why is there no snow or any white stuff falling from the sky?
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Old December 25th, 2011, 03:06 PM   #290
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She only sucks it on Christmas and my birthday
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Old December 25th, 2011, 03:09 PM   #291
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She only sucks it on Christmas and my birthday
In this case a smart man would give her a voucher for 364 day of Christmas as a gift and make the holiday last all year long.
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Old December 25th, 2011, 03:11 PM   #292
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Im doing another, smarter thing...
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Old December 25th, 2011, 04:50 PM   #293
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does your wife know about her?
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Old December 25th, 2011, 06:09 PM   #294
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Ill be 21 in may. Not married, but have been with her for 6 years.
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Old December 25th, 2011, 06:31 PM   #295
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Ill be 21 in may. Not married, but have been with her for 6 years.
get out now!!!!!!!!!!
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Old December 25th, 2011, 06:31 PM   #296
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Old December 25th, 2011, 06:33 PM   #297
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according to the tag's, steveo is good for that.
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Old December 25th, 2011, 06:59 PM   #298
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Has anyone ever smelled moth balls?




How do you get the moths tiny legs apart?
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Old December 25th, 2011, 07:44 PM   #299
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Old December 25th, 2011, 07:56 PM   #300
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Will my son (11) beat me in tonights game of chess......hmmmmm....

Nope!!! Still U N D E F E A T E D!!!!!!!! :dancesaroundthetable:

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