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Old December 22nd, 2011, 07:51 AM   #201
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They need to make special parking spots for fatasses, the ones furthest from the door.
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Old December 22nd, 2011, 07:54 AM   #202
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I usually park wayy out there and I'm not fat.
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Old December 22nd, 2011, 07:59 AM   #203
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If I fart right now, will I offend the people around me. It feels dangerous, I'm afraid I may soil me new underwear.
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Old December 22nd, 2011, 07:59 AM   #204
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Old December 22nd, 2011, 08:00 AM   #205
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They need to make handicap parking spaces that when you hop out of your lifted truck or sports car and run into the store it blows your car up.
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Old December 22nd, 2011, 08:00 AM   #206
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politicans and diapers ought to be changed frequently,,,,,,and for the same reason.



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Old December 22nd, 2011, 08:01 AM   #207
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How do you get a hooker to leave your hotel room? Already paid her.
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Old December 22nd, 2011, 08:02 AM   #208
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How do you get a hooker to leave your hotel room? Already paid her.
tell her the INS, or your wife, is on the way over
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Old December 22nd, 2011, 08:02 AM   #209
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Old December 22nd, 2011, 08:03 AM   #210
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Throw a crack rock down the hallway and lock the door behind her.
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Old December 22nd, 2011, 08:03 AM   #211
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Kill her?
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Old December 22nd, 2011, 08:05 AM   #212
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Throw a crack rock down the hallway and lock the door behind her.
Hey! That worked!!
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Old December 22nd, 2011, 04:39 PM   #213
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...two postesses from 9,000
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Old December 22nd, 2011, 04:47 PM   #214
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...two postesses from 9,000
use your 9000th post for something useful, like a post about how awesome I am.
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Old December 22nd, 2011, 04:53 PM   #215
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I don't know what to type here
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Old December 22nd, 2011, 04:56 PM   #216
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I wish CC would wakeup so we could go to BW3's mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Old December 22nd, 2011, 04:57 PM   #217
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Old December 22nd, 2011, 04:58 PM   #218
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I had it typed, then deleted it.
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Old December 22nd, 2011, 04:59 PM   #219
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dont wanna be predictable now do we?
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Old December 22nd, 2011, 05:07 PM   #220
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