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Old December 18th, 2005, 05:02 PM   #1
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A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check. She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it.

She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, and says, "Well that's great. Some a$$hole's got my pen."
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Old December 18th, 2005, 05:31 PM   #2
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Q: how can you tell a blonde had a bad day?

A: her tampon is behind her ear and she doesn't know what she did with her pencil
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Old December 18th, 2005, 05:51 PM   #3
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Old December 18th, 2005, 06:04 PM   #4
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So I'm a asshole, so what!:finger:

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Old December 19th, 2005, 07:16 AM   #5
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being on the eastern edge of the central time zone sucks...it gets dark WAY to early.

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