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Old July 31st, 2011, 01:02 PM   #1
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They sent my census form back again, in response to the question, " Do you have any dependents?
" I replied "12 million illegal immegrants, 3 million crack heads, 8.5 million unemployed people, 7 million in prison, millions in every state collecting welfare and or food stamps with no intention of ever working and 535 useless people in the US senate and house.
Apparently this was not an acceptable answer.
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Old July 31st, 2011, 09:22 PM   #5
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Dear congress: Last year I mismanaged my funds and this year my family and I cannot decide on a budget. Until we have come to a unified decsion that fits all of our needs and interests we will have to shut down our checkbooks and will no longer be able to pay our taxes. I'm sure you'll understand. Thank you very much for setting an example we can all follow.
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When we had Reagan, we had Johnny Cash and Bob Hope.
Now that we have obama we have NO Cash and No Hope.
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They sent my census form back again, in response to the question, " Do you have any dependents?
" I replied "12 million illegal immegrants, 3 million crack heads, 8.5 million unemployed people, 7 million in prison, millions in every state collecting welfare and or food stamps with no intention of ever working and 535 useless people in the US senate and house.
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Old August 2nd, 2011, 10:34 PM   #11
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I posted that to my Facebook.
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I posted that to my Facebook.
Maybe we could all send it to obama's facebook page
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They sent my census form back again, in response to the question, " Do you have any dependents?
" I replied "12 million illegal immegrants, 3 million crack heads, 8.5 million unemployed people, 7 million in prison, millions in every state collecting welfare and or food stamps with no intention of ever working and 535 useless people in the US senate and house.
Apparently this was not an acceptable answer.
Pssstt...

There was no question reading, "Do you have any dependents?" on the 2010 Decennial Census form.
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Old August 12th, 2011, 05:45 PM   #19
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Pssstt...

There was no question reading, "Do you have any dependents?" on the 2010 Decennial Census form.
Pssstt... I made it up
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