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Old June 24th, 2011, 12:57 PM   #1
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Cleaning up the poop!!!

Leave it to Maxine to come up with a solution
For the mess that America is now in economically.




I bought a bird feeder. I hung
It on my back porch and filled
It with seed. What a beauty of
A bird feeder it was, as I filled it
Lovingly with seed. Within a
Week we had hundreds of birds
Taking advantage of the
Continuous flow of free and
Easily accessible food.

But then the birds started
Building nests in the boards
Of the patio, above the table,
And next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was
Everywhere: on the patio tile,
The chairs, the table ..
Everywhere!

Then some of the birds
Turned mean. They would
Dive bomb me and try to
Peck me even though I had
Fed them out of my own
Pocket.

And others birds were
Boisterous and loud. They
Sat on the feeder and
Squawked and screamed at
All hours of the day and night
And demanded that I fill it
When it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even
Sit on my own back porch
Anymore. So I took down the
Bird feeder and in three days
The birds were gone. I cleaned
Up their mess and took down
The many nests they had built
All over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like
It used to be .... Quiet, serene....
And no one demanding their
Rights to a free meal.

Now let's see.
Our government gives out
Free food, subsidized housing,
Free medical care and free
Education, and allows anyone
Born here to be an automatic
Citizen.

Then the illegal's came by the
Tens of thousands. Suddenly
Our taxes went up to pay for
Free services; small apartments
Are housing 5 families; you
Have to wait 6 hours to be seen
By an emergency room doctor;
Your child's second grade class is
Behind other schools because
Over half the class doesn't speak
English.

Corn Flakes now come in a
Bilingual box; I have to
'press one ' to hear my bank
Talk to me in English, and
People waving flags other
Than 'Old Glory' are
Squawking and screaming
In the streets, demanding
More rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe
it's time for the government
To take down the bird feeder.

If you agree, pass it on; if not,
Just continue cleaning up the poop








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Old June 24th, 2011, 01:14 PM   #2
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Old June 24th, 2011, 02:15 PM   #3
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That is a damn good analogy to the problem at hand. Someone really needs to find a way to get Odumbass to read that.
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Old June 24th, 2011, 06:36 PM   #4
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Old June 26th, 2011, 07:27 PM   #5
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That's awsome let's ditch the feeder's, and fix this problem. i'm tired of taking care of eveyone else to the point that it's giving me issue's.
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Old July 19th, 2011, 02:34 PM   #6
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Old July 22nd, 2011, 03:38 PM   #7
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Old July 22nd, 2011, 03:49 PM   #8
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Old July 22nd, 2011, 03:54 PM   #9
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