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Old December 17th, 2005, 01:45 AM   #1
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On a tour of Alaska, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the
mountains for some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground
in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge
of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the
Whales" / "Bush Lied" T-shirt and a Tree Hugger Hat, was struggling
frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the jaws of a
10 foot grizzly.

As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing
up.
One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two
reached up and pulled the bleeding semiconscious Democrat from the bear.
Then using long clubs, the three loggers beat the bear to death and two
of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly
placed the injured Democrat in the back seat

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give
you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there
was a bitter hatred between loggers and environmental activists, but now
I've seen with my own eyes that is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was
that guy?"

"It was the Pope," another replied, "He's in direct contact with God and
has access to all God's wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all God's wisdom, but he
sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting.....
By the way, is the bait holding up okay ....or do we need to go back to
town and grab another one?"
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Old December 17th, 2005, 06:53 AM   #2
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Old December 17th, 2005, 10:34 AM   #3
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Old December 17th, 2005, 10:48 AM   #4
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I guess its funny, it should be the other way around.
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when i first read it I thought the bear was eating the pope..
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Old December 17th, 2005, 11:57 AM   #6
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hahaha, thats awesome
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