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Old September 25th, 2006, 10:01 PM   #1
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A Little Michigan Humor

A young woman in Cheboygan was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the
Straits. She went to the Mackinaw Bridge and was
about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the rail, crying.

He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so
much to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and
if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take
good care of you and bring you food every day."
Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her
shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me
happy."

The girl no dded yes. After all,what did she have to
lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her
life new meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and h id her
in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought
her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they
made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she
was discovered by the captain.

"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I
get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Mackinaw Island Ferry."
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Old September 25th, 2006, 10:04 PM   #2
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Old September 25th, 2006, 10:09 PM   #3
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Old September 25th, 2006, 10:12 PM   #4
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Since she was from the UP
http://maps.google.com/maps?oi=map&q=Cheboygan,+MI
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Old September 25th, 2006, 10:14 PM   #5
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well all know cmu jeeper is a fuckin moron. look at his grandman post
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Old September 25th, 2006, 10:30 PM   #6
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Since she was from the UP and know what women look like up there I can only imagine the the captain asked her if she wanted a job and gave her new flannel shirt



Come to my class one day.

You can sit at circle time with all the other kids.

After nap time, you can look at the map of Michigan on the wall.
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Old September 25th, 2006, 10:34 PM   #7
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Come to my class one day.

You can sit at circle time with all the other kids.

After nap time, you can look at the map of Michigan on the wall.

haha to funny


isnt vwboy in your class for spelling
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Old September 25th, 2006, 10:35 PM   #8
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Come to my class one day.

You can sit at circle time with all the other kids.

After nap time, you can look at the map of Michigan on the wall.
lol . . . where do you work . . I might have to take you up on that.

I'll deleate my original post as well
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Old September 25th, 2006, 10:36 PM   #9
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isnt vwboy in your class for spelling

No, he is not. However, work on your grammer or you will be.
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Old September 25th, 2006, 10:44 PM   #10
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Old September 26th, 2006, 12:11 AM   #11
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Old September 26th, 2006, 05:42 AM   #12
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Are you sure she was from Cheboygan and not St Ignace?:tonka:
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