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Old November 7th, 2010, 03:46 PM   #21
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Before opening this post, as I sit at home with the flu, I was thinking to myself: "Well, at least I don't have the 'Dry Heaves'."

Ugh. Maybe I need to watch some nature films for awhile.
Nature films means porn?
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Old November 7th, 2010, 08:47 PM   #22
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I saw this thread when it was first posted. I didn't click and read it till today.........oops

TY Kerry for some absolutely disgusting reading.
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Old November 7th, 2010, 08:58 PM   #23
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I saw this thread when it was first posted. I didn't click and read it till today.........oops

TY Kerry for some absolutely disgusting reading.
You know you loved it.
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Old November 7th, 2010, 09:11 PM   #24
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mmmmm.........yeast!
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Old November 7th, 2010, 09:32 PM   #25
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3 wet wipes can take any odor away, but no amount of wet wipes could wipe the shame off your face.
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Old November 7th, 2010, 09:40 PM   #26
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"I'd have told her "Give me that knife, Woman! I gonna kill that skunk hiding between your legs!" "

Also, does anyone see a resemblance here?

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Old November 7th, 2010, 09:43 PM   #27
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I smell fish
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Old November 8th, 2010, 12:54 AM   #28
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3 wet wipes can take any odor away, but no amount of wet wipes could wipe the shame off your face.
First you'd probably have to roll her in powder and aim for the wet spot. Eickkk. Then, oh lovely, the odor has gone away (sort of) but now you have herpes, crabs/cockroaches of the face, and a side of shame.
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Old November 8th, 2010, 01:15 AM   #29
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First you'd probably have to roll her in powder and aim for the wet spot. Eickkk. Then, oh lovely, the odor has gone away (sort of) but now you have herpes, crabs/cockroaches of the face, and a side of shame.
Honestly I don't even think Billy the Exterminator could fix her problem.
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Old November 8th, 2010, 06:32 AM   #30
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Old November 8th, 2010, 06:34 AM   #31
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Fish Tacos keep coming to mind...
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Old November 8th, 2010, 06:39 AM   #32
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Either way somethings gunna smell like dead fish
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Old November 8th, 2010, 02:48 PM   #33
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First you'd probably have to roll her in powder and aim for the wet spot. Eickkk. Then, oh lovely, the odor has gone away (sort of) but now you have herpes, crabs/cockroaches of the face, and a side of shame.
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I am going to take a guess that she looks large which means that area could be sweaty, unwashed, unshaven, and depending on her size maybe she has issues with reaching to wipe appropriately? I can't really tell from the face picture.
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all the wet wipes on earth can't take that odor away, but no amount of wet wipes could wipe the shame off your face.
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She's probably a very nice person and just needs a makeover
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Old November 8th, 2010, 02:55 PM   #34
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I am going to take a guess that she looks large which means that area could be sweaty, unwashed, unshaven, and depending on her size maybe she has issues with reaching to wipe appropriately? I can't really tell from the face picture.


I am going to be fukcing ill.
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Old November 8th, 2010, 03:12 PM   #35
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Maybe the guy is like shallow hal and thought that he was eating out Gwenyth.
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Old November 9th, 2010, 09:44 AM   #36
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Old November 9th, 2010, 09:54 AM   #37
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Old November 9th, 2010, 10:33 AM   #38
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Smells like fish,but taste like chicken?
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Old November 9th, 2010, 10:51 AM   #39
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“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”
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Old November 9th, 2010, 10:54 AM   #40
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This is sad i thought i was going to eat Kerryann i was fool'd to click on this topic
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