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Old December 10th, 2005, 03:40 PM   #1
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Default Richard Pryor, dead

I found this while browsing wikipedia.. Holy crap do they update their website quick

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Pryor

And to think is current tour is called:
I Ain't Dead yet motherfarker!

He is in my favorite SNL skit..

Interviewer.....Chevy Chase
Mr. Wilson.....Richard Pryor

Interviewer: Alright, Mr. Wilson, you've done just fine on the Rorshact.. your papers are in good order.. your file's fine.. no difficulties with your motor skills.. And I think you're probably ready for this job. We've got one more psychological test we always do here. It's just a Word Association. I'll throw you out a few words - anything that comes to your mind, just throw back at me, okay? It's kind of an arbitrary thing. Like, if I say "dog", you'd say..?

Mr. Wilson: "Tree".

Interviewer: "Tree". [ nods head, prepares the test papers ] "Dog".

Mr. Wilson: "Tree".

Interviewer: "Fast".

Mr. Wilson: "Slow".

Interviewer: "Rain".

Mr. Wilson: "Snow".

Interviewer: "White".

Mr. Wilson: "Black".

Interviewer: "Bean".

Mr. Wilson: "Pod".

Interviewer: [ casually ] "Negro".

Mr. Wilson: "Whitey".

Interviewer: "Tarbaby".

Mr. Wilson: [ silent, sure he didn't hear what he thinks he heard ] What'd you say?

Interviewer: [ repeating ] "Tarbaby".

Mr. Wilson: "Ofay".

Interviewer: "Colored".

Mr. Wilson: "Redneck".

Interviewer: "Junglebunny".

Mr. Wilson: [ starting to get angry ] "Peckerwood!"

Interviewer: "Burrhead".

Mr. Wilson: [ defensive ] "Cracker!"

Interviewer: [ aggressive ] "Spearchucker".

Mr. Wilson: "White trash!"

Interviewer: "Jungle Bunny!"

Mr. Wilson: [ upset ] "Honky!"

Interviewer: "Spade!

Mr. Wilson: [ really upset ] "Honky Honky!"

Interviewer: [ relentless ] "Nigger!"

Mr. Wilson: [ immediate ] "Dead honky!" [ face starts to flinch ]

Interviewer: [ quickly wraps the interview up ] Okay, Mr. Wilson, I think you're qualified for this job. How about a starting salary of $5,000?

Mr. Wilson: Your momma!

Interviewer: [ fumbling ] Uh.. $7,500 a year?

Mr. Wilson: Your grandmomma!

Interviewer: [ desperate ] $15,000, Mr. Wilson. You'll be the highest paid janitor in America. Just, don't.. don't hurt me, please..

Mr. Wilson: Okay.

Interviewer: [ relieved ] Okay.

Mr. Wilson: You want me to start now?

Interviewer: Oh, no, no.. that's alright. I'll clean all this up. Take a couple of weeks off, you look tired.
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Old December 10th, 2005, 04:08 PM   #2
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Man thats to bad, He could make me laugh!
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Old December 10th, 2005, 05:05 PM   #3
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http://media.putfile.com/SNL---Richa...vy-Chase-FUNNY

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Old December 10th, 2005, 06:19 PM   #4
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that sure sucks, good comidian
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Old December 10th, 2005, 06:28 PM   #5
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He was the man in Black Comedy, I rate him higher than Dave Chappelle. It's quite a shame that he is gone.
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Old December 11th, 2005, 12:15 AM   #6
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http://media.putfile.com/SNL---Richa...vy-Chase-FUNNY

Cliffnotes for those that do not want to read.
Dammit, of course I read it all before scrolling and seeing the video link :miff:
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Old December 11th, 2005, 02:54 AM   #7
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sum bitch, i had no idea. damn i really liked him, he made me laugh.
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