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Old December 7th, 2005, 10:40 AM   #1
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1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss.

6. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.
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Old December 7th, 2005, 10:58 AM   #2
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Did you hear about the all Lesbian construction company They build quality houses but there are no studs ...... it's all tongue -n- groove !!!
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Old December 7th, 2005, 12:18 PM   #3
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Thats funny right there, i dont care who you are thats funny.

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Old December 7th, 2005, 12:42 PM   #4
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Old December 7th, 2005, 01:18 PM   #5
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My favorite lesbo joke



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Old December 7th, 2005, 01:36 PM   #6
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those are great
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Old December 7th, 2005, 01:38 PM   #7
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been some years ago , exit 212 working on an old school bus with about 20 or so woman in it . Ranged from hot to not .

The bus had on the side CLS of course curiosity got to me and i ask one of the hotter looking ladies who was up on the bus looking under the hood with me if it was a chruch group .

She and a couple others cracked up big time , Um CLS is the Canadian Lesbian Society . Needless to say i went back to work and shut up .

That right there aint funny if your me :gman:
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Old December 7th, 2005, 01:41 PM   #8
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been some years ago , exit 212 working on an old school bus with about 20 or so woman in it . Ranged from hot to not .

The bus had on the side CLS of course curiosity got to me and i ask one of the hotter looking ladies who was up on the bus looking under the hood with me if it was a chruch group .

She and a couple others cracked up big time , Um CLS is the Canadian Lesbian Society . Needless to say i went back to work and shut up .

That right there aint funny if your me :gman:
You should have metioned that as well as towing, you're a professional photographer.
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Old December 7th, 2005, 01:42 PM   #9
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That would be one bus I would hop on and not get off for a while... lol
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Old December 7th, 2005, 02:05 PM   #10
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That would be one bus I would hop on and not get off for a while... lol
your right they wouldn't want to get you off at all, they prefer plastic
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Old December 7th, 2005, 02:05 PM   #11
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You are all a bunch of sickos.
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Old December 7th, 2005, 02:26 PM   #12
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That would be one bus I would hop on and not get off for a while... lol

I'd probably do the opposite, as in hop on, and get off really quick
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Old December 7th, 2005, 03:25 PM   #13
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Old December 7th, 2005, 04:43 PM   #14
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3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.


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Old December 7th, 2005, 04:47 PM   #15
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You are all a bunch of sickos.
you put him up to posting htis didnt' you, just so you could yell at us :tonka:
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Old December 7th, 2005, 05:01 PM   #16
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I had to send that out in an e mail to a few folks , one i know is lesbian , one i know has those interest and the rest , well guess if it offends them ill put them under suspesion too :gman:
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Old December 7th, 2005, 05:14 PM   #17
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heheh funny stuff
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Old December 7th, 2005, 06:38 PM   #18
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haha those are pretty good!!
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Old December 7th, 2005, 06:41 PM   #19
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I just relized it was Motorcity man that posted it , ha ha hes in troubby with the scrawny little blonde :gman:
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Old December 7th, 2005, 10:42 PM   #20
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what do you call an oriental 69?

"to can chu"

and by the way they are known as "Carpet munchers" down here by A2 same ones have mustashes and thick arm pit hair
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