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Old March 12th, 2010, 01:27 PM   #21
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It probably depends on the room, I am sure its in the room with the plastic lawn furniture and the stolen marlboro ashtray. I hear that shit really works well at avoiding stains from old milwaukee and blood from the drag-out knock-down cops airing domestic violence disagreement.

How many times do you think he has been on cops with or without a shirt on?
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Old March 12th, 2010, 01:30 PM   #22
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At least 3 episodes of Cops. Guaranteed.

I am willing to bet $100 (to Disturban that is about 2 weeks salary) that Disturban tries to emulate the tv show "My name is Earl".

Hey disturban.....you can learn what emulate means by clicking this www.dictionary.com
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Old March 12th, 2010, 01:33 PM   #23
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I think at one point his house had wheels on it.
Then his "new looking" suburban had a flat tire.....so now the house is stationary.

Do you think he uses that all weather carpet for both indoor and outdoor use....like the ad says?
I love indoor outdoor carpet that shit rocks

On a side note I bet if a tornado hit your home it would cause $10,000 dollars worth of improvement.

You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor.

One question though...Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all hold my beer and watch this."
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Old March 12th, 2010, 01:34 PM   #24
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Emulate: is that what happens to his girlfriend when she doesn't make him a sandwich. He emulates her face. Wait, that's mutilate.

Sweet suburban aside would Disturban buy a:

1) 1978 Trans-am firebird edition (golden eagle on the hood)
2) 1991 Iroc Z (t-tops)
3) Chevy Beretta Z34
4) Van (could also serve as a living quarters when lot-rent doesnt get paid)
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Old March 12th, 2010, 01:34 PM   #25
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One question though...Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all hold my beer and watch this."


Actually....
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Old March 12th, 2010, 01:35 PM   #26
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I like how disturban recites some Jeff Foxworthy jokes.

But, when you've just blazed an 1/8 with your kid.....that shit is probably pretty funny.
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Old March 12th, 2010, 01:37 PM   #27
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Do you really think he could afford the Z34?
At best. I mean if he saved fucking years. He might get a Z24.
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Old March 12th, 2010, 01:37 PM   #28
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He probably thinks it is almost as fun as fucking his sister.
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Old March 12th, 2010, 01:38 PM   #29
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Z24's are pretty sweet though, especially the ones from the early 90's.
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Old March 12th, 2010, 01:40 PM   #30
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I heard Disturban was organizing a can drive. He found a sweet 1986 Camaro. It was a Berlinetta, not an Iroc......but thats why they have Ebay. To buy fucking IROC stickers.

Fuck yeah!
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Old March 12th, 2010, 01:44 PM   #31
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Emulate: is that what happens to his girlfriend when she doesn't make him a sandwich. He emulates her face. Wait, that's mutilate.

Sweet suburban aside would Disturban buy a:

1) 1978 Trans-am firebird edition (golden eagle on the hood)
2) 1991 Iroc Z (t-tops)
3) Chevy Beretta Z34
4) Van (could also serve as a living quarters when lot-rent doesnt get paid)
As much as agree with what you're saying... the Beretta was the Z26. The pimp Lumina was a Z34
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Old March 12th, 2010, 01:53 PM   #32
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As much as agree with what you're saying... the Beretta was the Z26. The pimp Lumina was a Z34
Let him fight it out with the demons in his head.
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Old March 12th, 2010, 01:59 PM   #33
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I smoke pot with my dad. I don't see the problem.
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Old March 12th, 2010, 02:00 PM   #34
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And he parties and plays beer pong with use when we have a party.
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Old March 12th, 2010, 02:16 PM   #35
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And he parties and plays beer pong with use when we have a party.

Confessions of a party boy.
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Old March 12th, 2010, 02:26 PM   #36
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Old March 12th, 2010, 02:30 PM   #37
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This thread sucks.
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Old March 12th, 2010, 03:46 PM   #38
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You would know
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Old March 16th, 2010, 02:29 PM   #39
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too many hacksaws I am confused
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Old March 16th, 2010, 08:32 PM   #40
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Whats wrong with a 78 TA? They are officially "classics" you know.
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